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Kaneda Shotaro [金田 正太郎] ([personal profile] rassera) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-08-05 01:13 pm

Capsule 002 💊 (Video)

[Good morning Nonah/Heropa/De Chima/etc. residents. Hope you've been enjoying it, because you'll need something to buffer here. Kaneda's already outside, lounging on his bike with his feet kicked up, hands behind his head and looking at the sky. Kaneda, you couldn't look more bored if you tried.]

So I guess I'm supposed to give you guys traffic updates or something. And you know me--I've got a burning desire to be an upstanding citizen.

[He turns his communicator about 30 degrees to the left, showing a patch of empty road that his bike was parked next to. Insert the cliche tumbleweed for some added aesthetic.]

Whooooooo-oooo! Brutal out there, guys! Stay safe!

[Okay, even he can't hide his smirk anymore.]
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-06 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
If you wanna break your burning desire to be an upstanding citizen.
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-06 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He snorts at that. ]

Yeah, I'm seeing a pretty good example of that, right now.

So, what, are you like, the hall monitor, only for the most vacant roads or something?
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-07 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, anyone goin' down that stretch of lonesome, deserted road will totally thank you for your service.
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-07 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
So you mean just straight up complaints. Just all of the complaints. No respect for his elders, for one. Or for his consumers. And being a little smart-ass with a doofy haircut.
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-07 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Older than you, sure. But that's because you're, like, ten, right?

[ FUCKING AGES -- how the fuck do they work? ]
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, my hearing's just fine.

You look like you're nine.

[ Apparently Kaneda is also getting progressively younger. ]

Where are you, even? Nondescript Street? Random Road?
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-07 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ He snorts. ]

It probably doesn't have traffic 'cause you missed a totally badass wreck further up the street.
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-07 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Now who has hearing problems?

Or is it 'cause your speech skills haven't fully developed, yet? Are you still working on the alphabet?
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-07 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck.

And if that doesn't delight you to say aloud, then I don't know what will.
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-08 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
In your dreams, kiddo. There's an age and height requirement.
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-08 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, not really. I already know a guy who's at least pushing a century.

[ Lookin at you, Charles Fillibuster Maxwell XXIII. ]
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-08-09 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ tell that to your other house-dad with the eyepatch, canada ]

Yeah. Close to it -- eighty, like you said.

[ He makes a noncommittal noise. You know, because being almost as old as the automobile is totes normal. ]

And there's some asshole who's claiming to be Lucifer hanging around, so that guy's gotta be, like, at least as old as dirt, if he's telling the truth and not just some psycopath.

Still banking on psychopath, though.

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