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Since it seems as though Kate Bishop has left us, I've gone ahead and drawn up a copy of her FAQ. You can now find it here. Considering she clearly put effort into making and keeping track of this, it's not something I'm prepared to let to go to waste. In the same vein as when she first shared this, if you think I left out something important, let me know so it can be added. Comments, questions, or remarks are welcome.

[not really but it pays to be polite]

Comments

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You're welcome. Are the two of you friends from home?

[YOU DID GOOD KID]

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he's my [ english words, english words ] big brother!

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[HOLY FUCK AN ACTUAL CANNIBAL FAMILY GOD BLESS]

Oh! Glad to meet you, despite the circumstances.

[Meet, meat...]

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it's nice to meet you too! i guess now is better than during everything that happened at the...swear-in?

[ she made a bunch of friends while being frantic and ghoul-ey. it was weird. ]

...do you really have a lot of dogs?

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[The best friends are made while being a rampant cannibal, whatchu talking about. But, you know, he'll just...swim past that because she spelled it properly and seems like everyone can agree without having to directly state it SO.]

We have several. Do you like dogs? Ken's always gotten along with them very well.

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i like them but i haven't gotten to meet many

i had a bird though

and we have a cat

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Touka's cat?

[HE'S NOT GOOD WITH HONORIFICS PLEASE FORGIVE HIM]

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yeah!

he's kinda mean

i think he only likes onee-chan

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Some animals attach to one person and only one person.

[What he means is cats are jackasses.]

Do you have a bird here too?

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no just at home

i wouldnt mind another though

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I'm sure there's some around here that could use a home. If the cat won't hurt them, of course.

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really?

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Definitely. They sell birds in pet stores, too, last I checked.

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i'd have to ask if its okay though

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Hope it works out.
If you're ever in Heropa and want to meet new dogs, let me know.

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i'll come with onii-chan next time!

you know, i saw pigs the other day! ive never seen them outside a book before!

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Where'd you see pigs?

[WERE THEY MABEL'S THOSE PIGS ARE THE B E S T]

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a girl i met had them

she said they were the waddle juniors

[ INDEED THEY WERE ]

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[THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST PIGS ON THIS PLANET IT'S TRUE and Will has had Verger troubles, okay, those pigs are just that fantastic]

That must have been nice. If you want to see other animals, you could always make a day of it and drop by a zoo. Or aquarium.

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im going to!! she said we could go together!

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Sounds like a good time.

[Touka can go in her rabbit hoodie and get free food from people, everyone wins.]