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[infomodder]

Since it seems as though Kate Bishop has left us, I've gone ahead and drawn up a copy of her FAQ. You can now find it here. Considering she clearly put effort into making and keeping track of this, it's not something I'm prepared to let to go to waste. In the same vein as when she first shared this, if you think I left out something important, let me know so it can be added. Comments, questions, or remarks are welcome.

[not really but it pays to be polite]

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[gabriel_gray]

Hey, what if I have better questions? Like what in God's name happened last week? and Does that always happen? and maybe What the actual fuck?

[infomodder]

Apparently, there was a chemical attack the ceremony. No, it doesn't always happen. I assume that last is a rhetorical question.

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[enucleation]

I see blatant advertisement.

How is Gunther, by the way?

[infomodder]

Good eye. [wow]

He's fine. And you?

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[leaflets]

will graham?

are you the man with all the dogs?

[ this is your legacy, will. ]

[ not here ]

[enucleation]

[ hinami pls ]

[infomodder]

[Best legacy tbh.]

Yes.

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[textualhealing]

You couldn't fit advertisement of my business in there too? Help a brother out.

[infomodder]

Are you willing to hire imPorts onto your crew?

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[kinesia]

you forgot the medical checks

and the cameras

[infomodder]

That's what "Unsettled imPorts may receive healthcare from the government at appropriate intervals, if they so desire." is referring to.

What should be added about the cameras?

[He doesn't live in government housing he assumes the cameras are obvious, okay.]

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[performance]

Thanks. I'm glad someone's keeping this up to date.

What's with the note about fishing?

[infomodder]

The note is because I co-own a bait shop.

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[resipiscent]

Good for you. It'd be a shame to let that fall to the wayside. Seems it helps a lot of people.

[infomodder]

Exactly. We need all the help we can get.

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[brushoff]

Is it pathetic of me to admit that this is my first time reading the FAQ through all the way? [ SORRY KATE, he loves you but Dorian has no attention span. ]

Also, quote: 'There is a limited resource called Continuum that is meant to keep us from dying. Again, I haven't experienced myself, and I don't know anyone who has.' Well, you know someone who's died now.

By the way, I plan on getting fucked up tonight in Kate's memory, and also because I know she'd hate it. Care to join me?

video in return!

[infomodder]

[He's with it until that last part. Dorian, you little shit. And since he knows Dorian and his little shit ways, he flips on the video in return.]

I don't find it pathetic, though I suppose you'd like for an addition about that? [What he means is, would Dorian like his death to be included however not-directly because he'll know it's a technical shout-out anyway?] Join you in drinking?

[or is this a surprise belated bachelor party with strippers DORIAN HE'S NOT SURE ABOUT THIS]

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[grimreaping]

Thank you for taking this on, Mr Graham.

[infomodder]

It's not a problem as long as it remains helpful.

[you're welcome, mr. the kid]

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[lackey]

can u make it shortr ?

[infomodder]

No.

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[kingpawn]

[ Walt should really just ignore this and move on. He really, really should. BUT. ]

So did you work on this when you were chasing me across the country? Or when he called you off?

permathat

[infomodder]

[Nah, this post is already full of cannibals. It beckons for all the crazies.]

I put it together in between breakfast and lunch. How's your shoulder?

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[slightlyoffchilt]

[Chilton opts for voice. He opts for voice to make a point, in case any Walter Whites are listening. But there's an addition precision to his voice, a particular lack of contractions emphasized; a speech habit that Chilton is prone to, but even more so when stressed.]

I am hardly surprised that you would step forward into the fray.

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[infomodder]

[There are certainly Walter Whites being rude. But this is public so if Will picks up on any strain, he's not about to ask. Best to sound relaxed, comfortable. Welcoming.]

Just keeping an updated list, Doctor Chilton. [Said with something akin to polite respect instead of the exact opposite.] Not too different from what has to be done as a teacher. Something familiar to pass the time with, that's all.

[Sort of like stepping into the fray, whoops.]

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[kakugan]

Thank you for your work and keeping it up. This has been a lot of help for me since I arrived and I'm still going over it.

[ lots of time for reading when you work for a questionable reality/ghost-hunting show. ]

[infomodder]

I'm glad to hear that, and I'm sure Kate would have been glad to hear that as well. How long have you been here?

[Is there such a thing as a non-questionable reality/ghost-hunting show?]

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[khajidont]

[Uh oh, contacting Will as his alter ego? Dangerous territory.]

Hello again Mr. Graham.

Couldn't help but notice someone has some concerns about warning people about the swear-ins and I think I might be able to help with that. I've been keeping up a calendar of the big things that have happened to us since I got here.

I've tried to keep it pretty objective but you can be the judge of that.

[Annnnd link to the document here!]

permathat

[infomodder]

[OH GOD WHEN DOES THE BLUE BEETLE POP OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND KILL WILL oh yeah okay he's so linking this don't kill him dude]

Hello again.

Would you like for me to go ahead and include this with the rest of Kate's write up? If that's what you want, I'd be more than happy to do so. You've put it together very well.

[hostage]

Too bad about Kate

Thanks for keeping this thing up though

[infomodder]

[Oh no. He doesn't have any bacon. Shit.]

Agreed.

I'm no Kate, but I'll do my best.

[acclimatized]

Cheers for keeping this going.

How's the cat doing?

[infomodder]

Cat's doing just fine. No trouble at all, welcome over any time.

[John can take this as:

- Will Graham has managed to get along with this cat really, really well.
- Will Graham has dealt with many ornery animals so as long as this cat doesn't literally set the house on the fire and try to kill them all, he's not going to have a problem with it.

Or a third option, but damn son.]

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[cleptes]

I won't do what Jeff did and ask for advertising space.

But if there's anything you think I can contribute, please let me know, Will.

[See? What a lovely person she is.]

[infomodder]

Courteous of you. He could stand to learn a thing or two from you about that.

[Will is just going to go ahead and mention specific job types he knows, or make a blanket statement in its place, and he'll keep Bela on call in case he finds anyone who likes old, cool stuff. Politeness pays off. But he's kidding about Jeff. Jeff is fine the way he is.]

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[takethestairs]

[So Kate's gone, too? He's not sure if he should be disappointed, concerned, or relieved. Given current events...]

Thank you very much, for both the announcement and the continuation of Ms Bishop's work. I

[Appreciate it? No, no, that's not how he wants to end this conversation. He hits backspace, and starts again]

I appreciate it. However, I also have some questions about something unrelated to the FAQ, if you have the time.

permathat!

[infomodder]

[he knew this day would come

the day where everything bites him in the ass

his body is ready]

Sure. I have the time right now.

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[schrader]

Well damn now who's gonna tell me where the best burger joints are? Don't suppose you took on that heavy responsibility too, huh?

[ No but actually pissed because he wanted to talk to her about more serious shit. NO WHY, porter? ]

[infomodder]

No. Don't eat burgers.

[b/c life is the b word and then u die]