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[infomodder]

Since it seems as though Kate Bishop has left us, I've gone ahead and drawn up a copy of her FAQ. You can now find it here. Considering she clearly put effort into making and keeping track of this, it's not something I'm prepared to let to go to waste. In the same vein as when she first shared this, if you think I left out something important, let me know so it can be added. Comments, questions, or remarks are welcome.

[not really but it pays to be polite]

Comments

[infomodder]

Still no.

[lackey]

ok. good job btw.

[infomodder]

Thanks, Mike.

[lackey]

yea ur welcome. hows the wife ?

[infomodder]

Good. How are you?

[lackey]

fine. how are the dogs ?

[infomodder]

Got some new ones. They're doing well.

[How are the drugs? No, he can't ask that.]

No Doberman Pinschers, though.

[lackey]

[The drugs couldn't be better.]

pure breed dogs are hard to find. sometimes i think ive caught one but then the shelters like nope. or sometimes i do bring in a pure breed but its got tags or a tracky chip and its owners come get it right away.

so everybody over there is ok ? nobody got hurt by the crazy head doc ?

[infomodder]

[Eighty bajillion dollars coming Mike's way soon.]

People are going to be more invested in something they spend more money on, even if that's not a good reason to get a dog. You probably see that up close and personal.

Not my place to talk about if it had happened to anyone, Mike.

[lackey]

yea. people like pure breeds better too. even when a pure breed doesnt get picked up right away it gets adopted quick. the mutts are in doggy jail for a long time. the mutts and the dogs that bite.

& ok.

[infomodder]

It's an abysmal system for dogs, isn't it?

[lackey]

yea it sucks. ( i sneak them bits of burger sometimes when no ones looking though so im kinda helping. but dont tell anybody that. please. )

do you and yours need anything ? like are you doing ok for money ? or should I not ask that either

PRIVATE

[infomodder]

[MIKE...]

Good summary. (I won't.)

We're doing ok for money, too. [He won't ask if Mike needs any money, however tempted.] Were you at the last ceremony?

PRIVATE

[lackey]

ok. just checking. no i didnt go to the gov party. did you go ?

permathat

[infomodder]

No. You know me, I don't like large groups of people. Think there might be a decrease in numbers attending them from now on?

[lackey]

yea i know you but i didnt know if your work made you go to the swearins or not. or the wife with the dresses ? but i guess you wouldnt marry a lady who was all party all the time.

if people were smart theyd stop going to them. they wont stop going to them.

[infomodder]

work doesnt. april dresses up sometimes but shes not too into those sorts of parties either youre right about that.

right about that last part too. but i cant tell people to never go. dont think work would appreciate it and its not neutral.

[lackey]

wouldnt matter if they didnt go anyway. people would just find some other reason to get everybody together. different kind of party maybe. like one run by imports. might be less boring but same deal. easy target for the crazies.

[infomodder]

and complain loudly when something like this happens again at their special party
?

[lackey]

people should b fuck it abl 2 have sum fun w / o woryin bout getin atackd.

[infomodder]

tell that to the assholes doing the attacks

[lackey]

w / e. i gotta go. stay safe.

[Don't go pissing off any crazy meth lords and getting yourself killed or w / e.]

[infomodder]

sure thing
u 2

[is a great band]