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ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-08-23 03:40 pm

006 | microwaved leftovers | text

Since it seems as though Kate Bishop has left us, I've gone ahead and drawn up a copy of her FAQ. You can now find it here. Considering she clearly put effort into making and keeping track of this, it's not something I'm prepared to let to go to waste. In the same vein as when she first shared this, if you think I left out something important, let me know so it can be added. Comments, questions, or remarks are welcome.

[not really but it pays to be polite]
acclimatized: (pass it down from kid to kid.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-08-25 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ or severe depression. ]

Yeah. Unless you've moved since then.

I'll be over in a bit.


[ action? ]
acclimatized: (there was no cracks to grasp.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-08-26 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ john wasn't even aware the cat possessed anything that could resemble personal belongings. contact between the cat and his namesake has always been few and far between. sherlock once told him he has never been the most luminous of people but he knows, for a fact, his friend wouldn't have brought him any special toys or treats for the cat while he was here. that leaves only one culprit and one john doesn't want to think about at the moment. it's trouble in paradise that kept him from coming back to heropa after the swearing-in ceremony but obligation that ultimately drew him back.

he would've arrived sooner, but will's house is nestled out of view of the nearest bus stop and the doctor has a quite a way to travel. a battered old hovervespa isn't an appropriate mode of transport for a feline as ornery as the cat. not that john could ride it at the moment – he hobbles around the corner into view, relying heavily on the walking cane the hospital in de chima provided him and nods in greeting once he spots will sitting in his lawn chair. ]


Afternoon.
acclimatized: (the colour of the truth.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-08-26 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ internalizing is something john himself excels at and he doesn't acknowledge the look will gives him regarding the cane, hoping the bruises have faded enough for them to go unnoticed. he experienced enough of them when he returned to london with a psychosomatic limp after his military career ended. except now he has a small gnarled knot of scar tissue to match his shoulder and validate the use of the cane gripped tightly in his hand. ]

It doesn't look like I have a choice. [ john remarks wryly, directing a pointed look to the empty chair and untouched can of beer next to him. though he supposes it could be april's or whoever else regularly haunts the ludgate-graham residence more than he does. admittedly though, there's a general pallor that isn't just accentuated by his dark shooting jacket being buttoned all the way up and he wets his lips, trying to keep his weight off of his bad leg. ] I wasn't interrupting anything was I?
acclimatized: (only thing we share is one last name.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-08-29 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
That's generous of you. [ despite his sentiment, john raises his eyebrows. he let him into their bedroom? that's a luxury not available to him at home. casting a look in the direction of the house, he decides it's in his best interests to rest his leg while the cat is still sleeping and takes a seat in the vacant chair. ] Oof. Nice little set-up you've got here.
acclimatized: (since i saw you last.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-08-30 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I take it you still haven't gotten the knack for camping, then. [ john remarks quietly, looking straight ahead and watching the world go by, but a wan smile twists the corner of his mouth. it fades when will asks him about his leg and senses him staring at it. rather than turning his head, john picks up the can of beer and becomes engrossed in reading the ingredients printed in small text on the side. ] Uh, about three or four weeks? Unless I decide to play footie, then it'll take even longer.
acclimatized: (before at best,gone bittersweet.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-08-31 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ will must have been forgiven because he elicits a small chuckle from john and eye contact again. ]

I've always been more of a rugby fan.

[ injuries are a regular occurrence for john watson. if will knows him well enough, that much should be obvious from the week he was fried by lightning. if he brought up a body map, john could point to each area and tell him a short story. just here, he sprained his ankle during a rugby match with the lads at blackheath rugby club; this shoulder, this is where he was shot in afgahnistan and caught a nasty infection afterwards; magnussen's men were generous enough to leave him a small parting gift on his right temple before constructing a bonfire pyre around him. his leg...

... well. he should consider himself lucky the bone hadn't shattered or the femoral artery severed for his most recent injury, but he's demoralized by what happened at the swear-in ceremony. shame hangs over him like a cloud and after reading the ingredients long enough, john rips the ring from the can and drinks a mouthful before talking again. ]


It's fine.

[ about his leg or over-stepping boundaries? it's a mystery. ]
acclimatized: (and the meaning of fate.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-09-02 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ god. that is a potential horror story. john's been feeling paranoid since the ceremony. anyone whose wandering gaze has lingered a bit too long on him has been subjected to a scrutinizing stare as he tries to figure out whether it's mary or not. that's just one problem with having a missing wife who can shapeshift into anyone she has physical contact with – he doesn't know how many forms she can assume. ]

Mmm... yeah, I'd say so. It's a really physically and mentally demanding sport. There's always something to do. You don't really notice how sore you are until after the match's over. [ this is just a small glimpse into john's blessed middle-class upbringing. now he's drinking beer in the middle of the day with a baltimore pauper. rather than push on with the subject of sports, john decides to play it safe and probes something he knows will is actually interested in. ] How did you take up fishing?
acclimatized: (can't keep his cool.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-09-05 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he can just imagine the segment title for the jeremy kyle show: help, my wife is a furry!

but john's keen on avoiding another incident like the one from new year's day about privilege, which explains his divergence from the topic of sports and asking about something will is actually passionate about. he's always been good at listening to people talk. plus it's depressing talking about rugby when he can barely walk without his leg aching. ]


I don't know. Maybe? A houseboat's a bit like an apartment isn't it? [ judging by the crease in john's brow, he's genuinely thinking about it. the cat seemed far happier back when he was in sherlock's care. john can't blame him for that: he misses him too. ] Yeah, he'd probably be fine. He doesn't get out much anyway.

[ this has been the biggest adventure of his life so far. ]

You've been together with April for a while now, haven't you?
acclimatized: (the dawn of brighter days again.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-09-06 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ tilting his chin back up to look around the neighbourhood with faint interest, john listens to him with a ghost of a smile plays on his lips and a small chuckle. regardless of the effort they make to surprise them, women are always keenly aware of what their other half is planning for them. mary knew of his intention on proposing to her at the land mark hotel on the evening sherlock returned and fluffed everything up. does john share that piece of information with will? of course not. it's a learning curve every husband must experience for themselves. ]

I don't know. Rick was married, but I don't think his wife ever came here. They were, uh, estranged and from the sound of it, it wasn't very pleasant. They had two little girls caught up in it too. Twins. [ john casts his gaze back down and he pushes a small, dissatisfied huff through his nostrils as the cloud above passes and the neighbourhood is bathed in sunlight again. ] He was ported out ages ago anyway. Even if there were other people like us here, they'd have probably would have gone home by now as well.

[ a note of bitterness accompanies that statement which john saturates with another sip of beer. does john feel like he's lucked out? certainly not. it seems like everyone he has been remotely close to him has been leaving recently while he remains, his isolation growing by the day. nose wiggling with a hardened sniff, he looks back over at will. ]

I never would've put the two of you together. I'm glad it's working out.