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[Have a rather sleep mussed Andrew Warner broadcasting himself to the network guys. His hair in a great state of disarray and he clearly hasn't crawled out of bed just yet if the pillow behind his head is anything to go by. Its early in the afternoon and he should be in work, but he probably should have been in work a lot over the last few weeks but he just stopped going.

There's a wide grin before he starts speaking in a grumbly voice.] Hey super-people! [Yeah he really did just say that. Because he was equal opportunities between superheroes and villains.] So uh, I figure I've been here kinda like a month now? Been a full cycle at least an' I'm havin' a total blast there's just one tiny thing.

[He flops back onto the pillows like he was having a conversation with a good friend rather than an entire country of people.] Where's the fun? I mean there's gotta be bars in this place, clubs, that kinda crap? This wolf has a cravin' for some place up-beat where I can shake what the good lord gave me. Any suggestions would be amazin' and y'never know, maybe we could call it a date?

[Shameless. Utterly shameless. He can't even get drunk but that won't stop him from making an ass of himself on some kind of dancefloor. Give him suggestions, good imPorts far and wide.]

Comments

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[He runs his tongue over the teeth.] All just part of the whole werewolf territory.

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Like change under a full moon kinda deal?

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Full moons, Wednesdays... days I just don't feel like havin' two legs feels like fun. [He grins.]

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You can change whenever you want? Isn't that cheating? That's like vampires in sunlight levels of unfair.

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Dude we solved that problem a long time ago, mix of science and witchcraft and all vampires get to pick up their UV-protection from the doctor.

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Seriously? You're using modern science to solve that sort of thing?

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...dude we're Supernatural creatures, not idiots. We advanced 'round about the same time y'all did.

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Hey, I didn't know. We don't have that sort of thing where I'm from. Just humans and more humans. Unless you're hidden like some sort of Harry Potter secret wizarding world.

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[He frowns, tilting his head to the side. What the hell was Harry Potter?] I'm just from good ol' Earth. But apparently my earth is a hell of a lot more different than everyone else's. Ain't a soul here who's heard of the SRM.

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[Pauuuuse.]

S&M?

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[A loud bark of a laugh.]

Maybe a little bit of that too, sure. [Insert wistful sigh here.] But uh, I was talkin' about the Supernatural Rights Movement.

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Oh. I kinda liked my idea better. [Rights Movements just sounds boring, yo.]

We definitely don't have the SRM where I'm from. Not in public knowledge anyway. Unless it's something tumblr related, but they got all sorts of movements.

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Hey y'can mix the two of them together. A little activism with your dungeon session.

[He grins.] An' if you ain't ever heard of the SRM it wouldn't exist where you're from. We ain't talkin' some kinda internet thing... we're talkin' the solution to five centuries of huntin' Supernatural creatures. We're talkin' those same creatures unitin' and assurin' the human race that they weren't gonna take it any more. Not just some hashtag on Twitter.

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Activism and dungeon sessions. Huh. Sounds like an old friend of mine. [Oh how he misses Britta and her feminist rants mid-kink.]

So in your world Supernaturals and humans just live together and know about it?

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[He lets out a little chuckle.] The best way to learn about the world and your partner at the same time.

An' they sure do. We're all one big happy co-existing family. [Except anyone with a lick of sense would know it'd be impossible for that to be strictly true.]

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So what else is that other than werewolves and vampires? [Don't worry, friend, he knows way too much supernatural creatures from a lifetime of movie and TV watching.]

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Just about anythin' man. [He shrugs.] Some of 'em are still a little too scared to go comin' out of the closet.

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Literal fairies, then? [Lol, closet jokes, lol.]

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[He barks out a laugh.] Literal fairies. Except I'm pretty sure the fairies don't have straight and gay. Just orgies. [He didn't know as much about fairies as he might've liked.]

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Fairy orgies? Well, they sure are my new heroes.

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[He narrows his eyes at that.] Dude. Never go to a fairy orgy... they know how to have fun. Too much fun. An' their version of fun ain't always the same as ours. [Because fairy orgies weren't exactly safe for... well, anyone mortal.]

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[But fun fairy orgies sound like fun! Even if they are fucked up and risk death.] If I ever encounter a fairy orgy, I'll be sure to remember that.

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[He nods as if taking the other man seriously.] Good. It might just save your life.

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But it begs the question of what supernatural creature has the sex life I should be going for. Not sure about vampires, probably too much blood play. Werewolves go for the biting, right? I mean, the fics they have for werewolves are pretty weird, not gonna lie.

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Hey the wolf sex life is the best. Don't mind if I say it myself. Sure there's some bitin' but everythin' else is just fuckin' amazin'. [Take that other supernaturals.] Unless y'wanna go with a succubus... but then there's the whole havin' your energy stolen an' eventually dyin'.