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The Twelfth Doctor ([personal profile] helpline) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am

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[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.

The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers.
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I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]

Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.

[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-10-11 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe he should meet Clara. She might annoy him less. ]

How would you like to prove it, Monsieur?

[ Dropping the your eminence title feels like drawing his sword. He is so unsure. ]
desequilibre: (ccviii.)

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[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-10-13 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hear your thoughts?

[ Now he's definitely rethinking his beliefs about witchcraft. ]

Are you drunk? [ Stones. Glass houses. ] Or just mad?
desequilibre: (cxli.)

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[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-10-17 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Athos barely listens when people tell him to use a different gun, Doctor. Of course he's not going to know about telepathic contact. ]

No.

[ He does not, that's right. ] But I would like to sort this out. [ ! Like men ! ]
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[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-10-19 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What city are you in?

[ YOU ARE FEELING RIGHT, DOCTOR. ]
desequilibre: SHE IS NOT EVEN WHO SHE CLAIMS TO BE (xxx.)

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[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-10-22 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
De Chima.

[ Where would be neutral ground? ]

I could come to you, if you wish it.
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[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-10-22 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, finally something they can agree on. ] They would have sent you through the Porter stop. Can you make your way back to that point?
desequilibre: (lxxiii.)

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[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-10-24 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What the hell is a GPS? ]

All right. I'll meet you there. Thirty minutes.
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[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-10-25 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
( ooc: shall we assume it happened when this post went up and athos is vaguely begrudgingly accepting of the truth but he still treats the doctor with suspicion.

and then i will tag you again soon yes because i love this cr.
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[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-10-28 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
( ooc: enjoy the occasional suspicious stalking, doctor. )