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maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am
helpline) wrote in maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- † agent york | the interloper,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † athos | n/a,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † d'artagnan | n/a,
- † george o'malley | n/a,
- † glitch | n/a,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † ken kaneki | one eyed king,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † lord voldemort | n/a,
- † lourdes hidalgo | the puppet master,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † mathieu carver | shadow,
- † max masters | the mighty one,
- † michael jon carter | booster gold,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † peggy carter | miss union jack,
- † peter pan | n/a,
- † porthos du vallon | n/a,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † the (twelfth) doctor | stop that
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[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.
The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers. ]
I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]
Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.
[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers. ]
I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]
Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.
[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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The porter, the one that was before this one was in the City. Her name was Lachesis, and she, ah, she had two sisters, kind of. One was in another universe that Lachesis took us to, from what I heard. I had...left before that.
The other was...Atropos. She...kind of destroyed the world. Lachesis is the one that saved us.
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Which honestly, doesn't make sense. Atropos cuts the thread, destroys the world. Lachesis measures the thread of life, saves you lot because you still have thread left. Clotho spins the thread. So wouldn't Clotho be the one who brought you there in the first place?
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They started in other worlds. [ It's almost a shrug, Mitchell wasn't exactly the expert on mythology. ]
I don't know how it works, I mean. I just know how it was.
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Well do you know someone who does know how it works?
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You're joking. [ he's gotta be joking. Mitchell's (unfortunately) human, but he's got to know something about the teleporter that brought him here, right? Right? ]
Is this one of those hidden camera things where you're an actor and everybody points and laughs at me at the end?
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I mean, you get used to it, being here.
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I know you're a human and therefore have a brain made of pudding, so I'm going to put this as gently as I can. You should not get used to interdimensional kidnapping.
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Hahaha
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Well, there's a lot that shouldn't be that is here. I haven't found a way out yet, and we've had people who traveled to different worlds here before. They haven't either.
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[ CAPTAIN EGO. ]
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Actually...
You've been here before. A version of you.
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[ sorry Eleven. ]
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[ A beat. ]
I don't think I've ever met someone who could shit on himself to make himself look better.
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Wow, I was going to say that's not an excuse, but... it's you.
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[ A pause, and he cleared his throat. ] Honestly, I thought it was a case of alternate universes, but I guess not.
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I hope you get this cleared up in a week, then. I'd kind of like to go home.
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