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maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am
helpline) wrote in maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- † agent york | the interloper,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † athos | n/a,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † d'artagnan | n/a,
- † george o'malley | n/a,
- † glitch | n/a,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † ken kaneki | one eyed king,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † lord voldemort | n/a,
- † lourdes hidalgo | the puppet master,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † mathieu carver | shadow,
- † max masters | the mighty one,
- † michael jon carter | booster gold,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † peggy carter | miss union jack,
- † peter pan | n/a,
- † porthos du vallon | n/a,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † the (twelfth) doctor | stop that
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[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.
The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers. ]
I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]
Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.
[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers. ]
I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]
Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.
[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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You're a very pretty owl?
[ he needs work ]
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[ the Doctor's tone here is a little bit annoyed mostly because come on owl, do a fricken trick or something ]
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If you want the owl to accept you and show you his secrets, you're going to have to learn to skateboard.
[ Max isn't even sure if he's trolling or not. But if an Owl can skateboard, why wouldn't it be capable of self-awareness, and clique-awareness?
...God, he really has hung around Virgil too much, this is starting to feel normal. ]
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Okay, well, then we probably won't learn the extent of his skateboarding skills today.
I'm Max.
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Doctor Who?
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[ HOPEFUL... ]
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