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The Twelfth Doctor ([personal profile] helpline) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am

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[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.

The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers.
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I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]

Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.

[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-04 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Can you lift a car over your head? Leap tall buildings in a single bounds? Shoot lasers from your eyes?
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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-04 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I've met mightier.

Hell, even I can lift half a car.
orions_shadow: (Hmmm?)

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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-04 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
The cars they had back in the isles were kinda old.
orions_shadow: (Why me?)

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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-04 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
The Rogue isles, yeah.

A den of thieves and villainy.

Didn't exactly have fancy stuff less you stole it from the mainland.
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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-04 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
If you want cliche go listen to Recluse give his daily address.

He's a real peace of work, that one.
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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-04 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yup.

I might call it that from now on.

He's the big bad on baddie island.

But I wouldn't mess with him either way. Nobody cares if you're cliche evil if you can back it up with sheer strength and manpower.
Edited 2015-10-04 04:18 (UTC)
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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-04 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you crazy?

He's got the powers of a demigod.
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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
There are thousands of superheroes in my world. Let them handle him.

Let the Freedom Phalanx do it. It's their job anyway.
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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-05 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
That'd be silly.

They live in Paragon City, but you know, I heard it's got problems too.
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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-05 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
If you keep putting it like that.

It's dangerous. You wouldn't last a day.
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[personal profile] orions_shadow 2015-10-05 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to hear all about how you'd singlehandedly take down Arachnos and every other villain group out there.