helpline: (for fuck's sake)
The Twelfth Doctor ([personal profile] helpline) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am

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[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.

The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers.
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I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]

Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.

[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
rathercommon: (scornful)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-10-04 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's crap. That didn't do anything to you.
rathercommon: (ummm whatever though)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-10-04 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ An ugh of frustration - ]

Because I don't like bullies, that's why!
rathercommon: (biting head off)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-10-04 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Prove it! Apologize to the owl.
rathercommon: (skeptical)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-10-04 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you're not going to lose your title of bully until you do. So you better wait until he wakes up on his own.
rathercommon: (explaining you a thing)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-10-04 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You can do that, yeah. You can find my private number if you hit the screen and the profile button.
rathercommon: (leery)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-10-04 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, she has to (reluctantly) find that charming. So her general demeanor is a little milder when she replies: ]

That worked. Yeah. And my name is Kitty. That's all you're called - the Doctor?
rathercommon: (unsympathetic (maybe sympathetic))

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-10-04 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Are those the sorts of names your species gives? Or is that just the name you've chosen for yourself?
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[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-10-04 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So - you're a...Gallifreyan, then? Or are you called Time Lords?