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The Twelfth Doctor ([personal profile] helpline) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am

video;

[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.

The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers.
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I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]

Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.

[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
you_tried: (There's always time to masturbate.)

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[personal profile] you_tried 2015-10-06 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I have a pretty loose definition of people, but okay, try me.
you_tried: (I won't be sarcastic. Just naked.)

[personal profile] you_tried 2015-10-14 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I know what two thirds of those things mean.
you_tried: (I'll always be here for immoral support.)

[personal profile] you_tried 2015-10-15 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
No, I can't count to two.
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[personal profile] you_tried 2015-10-17 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Gee, mister, you really think so? No foolin'?
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[personal profile] you_tried 2015-10-19 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Woooow, and here I've just been calling myself a time traveler this whole time. I didn't know I could be a Lord.
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[personal profile] you_tried 2015-10-20 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
I absolutely could. You couldn't stop me if I wanted to call myself Booster Gold, Time Lord.
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[personal profile] you_tried 2015-10-22 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Is it copyrighted?