helpline: (for fuck's sake)
The Twelfth Doctor ([personal profile] helpline) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am

video;

[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.

The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers.
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I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]

Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.

[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
inmyothertights: (Billy - demiurge)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-04 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Does he agree to this bonding thing?
inmyothertights: (Billy - hey guys come on)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-04 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so that's not bad at all.
inmyothertights: (Billy - considerations)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-04 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. With the owl, anyway.
inmyothertights: (Billy - cry me a river JT)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-05 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's probably for the best, really. Some of the people around here are pretty terrible.
inmyothertights: (Billy - designer sunglasses)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-05 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Crane, Lucifer, this one really annoying reporter, the guy who sells cabbages at the farmer's market....
inmyothertights: (Billy - My nightmares scare me)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-05 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing's wrong with cabbages, he just gets really touchy about imPorts.
inmyothertights: (Billy - lightning lord)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-05 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Because some of us are magical nexii?

[Is that how you decline nexus?]

....Nexibus?

Oh man, my Latin's terrible.
inmyothertights: (Billy - pretty eyes have seen enough)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-06 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Are you a nexus?

Wait, now I'm confused.
inmyothertights: (Billy - if I have to wear this bowtie...)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-07 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, lets hope they bring up a lot of stuff about blessed art thou and king of kings.
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[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-10-08 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy Kaplan. It's nice to meet you, uh.

Do I say the Doctor every time or can I just call you Doctor?

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