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dick grayson » ROBIN ([personal profile] performance) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-11-09 09:55 pm

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[ SOME NERD is addressing the network today, dressed for fall with a fashionable blue scarf and sipping a cup of coffee. It's been a while. He's feeling chatty. ]

Question! Are there any responsible-ish pseudo-adult figures out there who'd be willing to give driving lessons? Someone — hint, it's me — is turning sixteen in December. Time flies! And I'd also like to fly. Ideally in a hover car. Ideally-er without crashing it into a tree.

Not-question: welcome, newbies! I'm Dick Grayson. I'm a Sagittarius, I like long walks on the beach, computer programming, and electronics repair, I'm totally available for math tutoring, and I microwave a mean Hot Pocket.

And I've been here for about a year and a half, so if you need any questions answered, I can try really, really hard to give you more than just a giant question mark in response, but... well, there are still a lot of question marks. So here are a few quick answers to some common questions. Yes, this is actually happening, no, we don't know what the deal with the Porter is, yes, you really have superpowers now, and no, you don't have to put on a cape. But I totally support you if you do. You're doing important work, and almost everyone looks good in a cape. Science fact.
rassera: (I'M IN THE COOLEST DRIVERS HIGH)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-11-12 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a little bit of a fist pump as he smirks. Because holy shit someone he can ride with its been 84 YEARS....]

Consider me free, kid!
rassera: (Hey you there!)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-11-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no you did not that's HIS schtick you little asshole!]

Oi! I'm seventeen, you brat!

[It's old enough to call you 'kid' in his eyes SHUT UP!!]
rassera: (Default)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-11-13 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[You little shithead!]

You sure you want to race, kid?

Can you even see over the windshield?
rassera: (I'M IN THE COOLEST DRIVERS HIGH)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-11-14 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs in return, unable to keep that smile off his face by now. ]

Then you better hold yourself to it! Hit me up when you find something!