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〈 MM 〉npcs ([personal profile] mmnpcs) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-20 06:10 pm

AS THE WAR THAWS...

[When the imPorts open their comms, they will come face to face with an uncharacteristic image, ensuring that even imPorts who attempt to ignore broadcasts at large will see it. This is, after all, relevant to each and every imPort.

The image is nothing more than a black screen with white text superimposed on it: STATE OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY.

After a moment, the image will be quickly replaced by one of L. Chases, seated at her desk, hands folded in front of her. Her expression may be grim, but it is firm, and there is nothing but ferocity behind her stare.]


Attention all imPorts, [she starts off, voice crisp and clear.]

We are now in a state of national emergency. As of January 20th, the USSR has officially declared war on the United States, effectively endangering not only the people of America, but the world as a whole. In this time of need there is a strong chance we may have to call upon you, imPorts, to do your duty in protecting your own.

As a part of this declaration of war, the USSR has abducted approximately fifty imPorts, a number which may yet continue to grow. We do not yet know how this was accomplished, but you have our word that our intelligence is active and ready to uncover what form of technology could abduct you from afar.

We are currently in talks with foreign aid and the UN. Retaliation is a risky prospect, but I assure you, we will retaliate. That time draws near, and when it does, we will be asking for your assistance.

Until then, stay aware, alert, and cautious, imPorts. We cannot afford to lose any more of you, and more importantly, your fellows cannot afford it.

[And with that, her broadcast ends. There will be no replies.]
you_tried: (Just threw up off a chairlift.)

[personal profile] you_tried 2016-01-21 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's looking that way. She's not at home... and her cat was hungry.
tactile_telekinesis: ([90s] Heck is this)

[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2016-01-21 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
Damn it! We have to get her back. [He pauses a moment.]

You did feed it, right?
you_tried: (Masturbated to my own Facebook picture.)

[personal profile] you_tried 2016-01-22 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
At risk of my own life, yes!

And don't worry. We'll get her back.
tactile_telekinesis: ([90s] And your point is?)

[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2016-01-22 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Did you do battle? Or creep around hoping you didn't disturb it?

We all will. Don't even think of leaving me out. I'll just follow you any way.
you_tried: (Stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg.)

[personal profile] you_tried 2016-01-22 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I plead the fifth. But I'm just saying, I need a band-aid.

And hey, don't worry about that. You want in? You're in. I'm not gonna go all I am the night, I work alone here.
tactile_telekinesis: ([90s] Blah blah blah)

[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2016-01-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh damn, you fought and the cat won. That's gotta be such a massive blow. Truly sorry. But hey, chicks dig scars, so maybe it'll leave one.

Okay, good. I was thinking ore because the whole 'but you're a kid thing' that seems to be a popular cop out. But thanks. Means a lot you're good with it.
you_tried: (There's no heterosexual way to say this.)

[personal profile] you_tried 2016-01-23 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll definitely explain that next time I'm trying to get a date. "Yeah, I'm pretty badass. I couldn't get to the Fancy Feast fast enough, and, well, long story short..."

And you're an invulnerable kid. Right? I think it's fair to make an exception. Plus you'd probably do it anyway, so I'm not going to waste my time.
tactile_telekinesis: ([90s] Smirk)

[personal profile] tactile_telekinesis 2016-01-23 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, you'll have them falling at your feet in no time.

I would. And I am.
you_tried: (I'm taking tonight off from shenanigans.)

[personal profile] you_tried 2016-01-26 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so there you go. Full disclosure: I don't love the idea in general, but being bulletproof counts for a lot when it comes to me not griping about kids getting involved in crimefighting.