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〈 MM 〉npcs ([personal profile] mmnpcs) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-20 06:10 pm

AS THE WAR THAWS...

[When the imPorts open their comms, they will come face to face with an uncharacteristic image, ensuring that even imPorts who attempt to ignore broadcasts at large will see it. This is, after all, relevant to each and every imPort.

The image is nothing more than a black screen with white text superimposed on it: STATE OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY.

After a moment, the image will be quickly replaced by one of L. Chases, seated at her desk, hands folded in front of her. Her expression may be grim, but it is firm, and there is nothing but ferocity behind her stare.]


Attention all imPorts, [she starts off, voice crisp and clear.]

We are now in a state of national emergency. As of January 20th, the USSR has officially declared war on the United States, effectively endangering not only the people of America, but the world as a whole. In this time of need there is a strong chance we may have to call upon you, imPorts, to do your duty in protecting your own.

As a part of this declaration of war, the USSR has abducted approximately fifty imPorts, a number which may yet continue to grow. We do not yet know how this was accomplished, but you have our word that our intelligence is active and ready to uncover what form of technology could abduct you from afar.

We are currently in talks with foreign aid and the UN. Retaliation is a risky prospect, but I assure you, we will retaliate. That time draws near, and when it does, we will be asking for your assistance.

Until then, stay aware, alert, and cautious, imPorts. We cannot afford to lose any more of you, and more importantly, your fellows cannot afford it.

[And with that, her broadcast ends. There will be no replies.]
helpline: (no why would we do that)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-22 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
They certainly don't. Look at the random assortment of people it brings in! [ wait a mo ] Usually all at once....
airshow: (I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it.)

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[personal profile] airshow 2016-01-22 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
And Moscow was just bragging about some fancy new AI on the news, did you see? I don't wanna go all crazy conspiracy theorist here, but if the tinfoil hat fits...
helpline: (~jazz hands~)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-22 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
You know, back in December, when the Cain Cabal tried to make a Porter of their own? It gave off radiation similar to our Porter herself, that's how I was able to tell who had their powers swapped or not. And guess who has a little thingamabob I rigged up to track that radiation?

[ IT HIM ]

Of course, it could be using a different radiation entirely. And finding an AI in Siberia is like a needle in a haystack. Still, I'm up for the challenge!
airshow: (Daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat.)

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[personal profile] airshow 2016-01-22 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
No foolin'? What's the range on that thing? I mean, how lucky would you have to get?
helpline: (glasses: doctor cool)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-22 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
At the moment, it's just five feet. But that was before I had these.

[ and he very dramatically.........puts on his sonic sunglasses ]
airshow: (Bitches got laser pointers.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-01-22 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaand what do those do? Besides look extremely rad.
helpline: (i vote we should poke it)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-22 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
All sorts of things! Turn on the television, connect with the TARDIS, wireless translation, you name it!
airshow: (I was passing out cake at the bars.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-01-22 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Two questions! One, what's a TARDIS, and two, where can I get a pair? I'm assuming the answer is "you can't, they're one of a kind," but you realize I have to ask, of course.
helpline: (~jazz hands~)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-22 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
One, my time and space machine and two, I'm coming to believe that they're exclusive to my universe. Still, you can get them by nicking one from Gallifrey, which before you ask is my home planet, assuming the Time Lords, my people, aren't looking.
airshow: (Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-01-23 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind next time I'm in the space-neighborhood with sticky fingers!

So okay, if we're barking up the right tree with this AI thing — and that's a pretty big "if," but a compelling one — then we might actually have an edge. If those shades of yours can actually amplify the range enough to make a difference in the biggest country on Earth.

[ That sounds pessimistic, but he's had worse odds...! ]
helpline: (for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-23 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ paaaaaaaaause ]

Probably not. I imagine I could get...what, fifteen mile radius tops? Maybe more if I reverse the polarity and fiddle around a bit but I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker. I'm best with hands on, not poke from afar.
airshow: (Just bring some lube and a slingshot.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-01-23 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, fifteen miles is a helluva lot better than fifteen feet. I guess it's too early to be thinking about that kind of thing anyway, but we already established how I feel about hypotheticals.
helpline: (a little bit smarmy)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-23 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
And we've also established how I feel. [ which is why eventually there will be a jetpack crocodile ] So, don't mind me if I tweak my nanite scanning device a little bit.
airshow: (Bad decision Saturdays: a good decision.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-01-23 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm comforted to know that your battle prep includes high-end eyewear.
helpline: (i vote we should poke it)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-23 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Wearable technology! It's the way of the future.
airshow: (MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX!)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-01-24 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take your word for it, Space Grandpa!
helpline: (griiiiiiin)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-24 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
As you should, Mister...huh, still need to think of a good nickname for you.
airshow: (The password is pineapple.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-01-26 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
It better be awesome!
helpline: (a little bit smarmy)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-26 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Right now it's Jetpack Jim which sounds a bit too 1940s pulpy.
airshow: (I was passing out cake at the bars.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-02-02 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I kinda like it. But let's keep our options open!
helpline: (smiling time!)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-02-02 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Jetpack Jim can be the temporary option until I think of something better.