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maskormenace2016-04-23 10:40 am
rathercommon) wrote in maskormenace2016-04-23 10:40 am
Entry tags:
- adam parrish | n/a,
- erik lehnsherr | magneto,
- kang | n/a,
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- n/a | the midnighter,
- † barnaby brooks jr. | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † gregor vorbarra | greg vorthys,
- † heiji hattori | n/a,
- † ikki minami | sky king,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † jim kirk | n/a,
- † kazuma mikura | flame king,
- † keladry of mindelan | lady knight,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † lapis lazuli | n/a,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † mewtwo | n/a,
- † miles vorkosigan | admiral naismith,
- † newton geiszler | n/a,
- † reggie mantle | n/a,
- † richard gansey | raven king,
- † riku | darkeater,
- † rincewind | n/a,
- † roy mustang | the flame alchemist,
- † sam merlotte | n/a,
- † samara | the justicar,
- † tobias matthews | n/a
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[ On the screen is a magnificent tiger with golden eyes, regarding the camera with quite a bit of what looks to be amusement, if you're prone to anthropomorphizing animals. After a moment, that tiger speaks - and speaks with a very human voice, a light and girlish voice with a South London accent. And who else speaks like that? This is, of course, one Kitty Jones, living up to her name. ]
Hullo, all. Happy - slightly belated - Earth Day. I hadn't known about that holiday last year, so I didn't do a thing for it, but it's really a lovely thing, isn't it? So, a day, late, I'm doing a little charity drive, and I need all of you to participate. Proceeds going to the protection of the leaf-scaled sea snake, because no one ever bloody donates money to help species that aren't cute.
[ The leaf-scaled sea snake is also quite venomous. Y'know. Whatever. ]
So what this consists of is this. I want you to volunteer here, in this post, to answer questions from fans on rumblr. Give me a list of topics you're not willing to talk about, as well as how many questions you're willing to answer. Then your rumblr fans - or enemies, I suppose, maybe some of them will want to trap you in a lie or something - will bid on the opportunity to ask you questions. Whichever fan puts in the highest bid gets the right to ask the first question, then the second-highest bid gets second question, all down until you don't want to answer any more stupid questions. And then all the proceeds go to the sea snakes.
So who's in? Talk about yourself, help the environment. What's not to like?
[ That's all said very, very cheerfully. Then, in a flippant post-script, she adds: ]
Oh, yeah, I'm not dead, by the way.
[ Which is so nice! so kind! such a good way to announce that! a month and a half after she already came back from the dead! nice. ]
[ ooc: this post is just like what it says! You can comment here to have your character get asked dumb questions by rumblr fans. Please tell me the questions you want asked in notes in your comments!! Or I will be making up terrible questions. Fair warning.
edited to add: also if your character would bid to ask other characters shitty questions, feel free to threadjump their thread ]
Hullo, all. Happy - slightly belated - Earth Day. I hadn't known about that holiday last year, so I didn't do a thing for it, but it's really a lovely thing, isn't it? So, a day, late, I'm doing a little charity drive, and I need all of you to participate. Proceeds going to the protection of the leaf-scaled sea snake, because no one ever bloody donates money to help species that aren't cute.
[ The leaf-scaled sea snake is also quite venomous. Y'know. Whatever. ]
So what this consists of is this. I want you to volunteer here, in this post, to answer questions from fans on rumblr. Give me a list of topics you're not willing to talk about, as well as how many questions you're willing to answer. Then your rumblr fans - or enemies, I suppose, maybe some of them will want to trap you in a lie or something - will bid on the opportunity to ask you questions. Whichever fan puts in the highest bid gets the right to ask the first question, then the second-highest bid gets second question, all down until you don't want to answer any more stupid questions. And then all the proceeds go to the sea snakes.
So who's in? Talk about yourself, help the environment. What's not to like?
[ That's all said very, very cheerfully. Then, in a flippant post-script, she adds: ]
Oh, yeah, I'm not dead, by the way.
[ Which is so nice! so kind! such a good way to announce that! a month and a half after she already came back from the dead! nice. ]
[ ooc: this post is just like what it says! You can comment here to have your character get asked dumb questions by rumblr fans. Please tell me the questions you want asked in notes in your comments!! Or I will be making up terrible questions. Fair warning.
edited to add: also if your character would bid to ask other characters shitty questions, feel free to threadjump their thread ]
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[This should be weird, but somehow is not.]
Not-death did wonders for your complexion, Kitty. One might say you're orange, but that would just be rude.
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[ And she actually sounds like she means it - but then she continues... ]
I never should have borrowed that self-tanning spray from Ronald Chump.
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So you're willing to be interviewed?
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[That's a yes.]
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For the fish.
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He doesn't, isntead just grinning like that into the camera.]
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Okay! Okay. Question one. First - what's your workout routine? Oh, that's a common one...