rathercommon: (animal: tiger)
Kitty Jones ([personal profile] rathercommon) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-23 10:40 am

video

[ On the screen is a magnificent tiger with golden eyes, regarding the camera with quite a bit of what looks to be amusement, if you're prone to anthropomorphizing animals. After a moment, that tiger speaks - and speaks with a very human voice, a light and girlish voice with a South London accent. And who else speaks like that? This is, of course, one Kitty Jones, living up to her name. ]

Hullo, all. Happy - slightly belated - Earth Day. I hadn't known about that holiday last year, so I didn't do a thing for it, but it's really a lovely thing, isn't it? So, a day, late, I'm doing a little charity drive, and I need all of you to participate. Proceeds going to the protection of the leaf-scaled sea snake, because no one ever bloody donates money to help species that aren't cute.

[ The leaf-scaled sea snake is also quite venomous. Y'know. Whatever. ]

So what this consists of is this. I want you to volunteer here, in this post, to answer questions from fans on rumblr. Give me a list of topics you're not willing to talk about, as well as how many questions you're willing to answer. Then your rumblr fans - or enemies, I suppose, maybe some of them will want to trap you in a lie or something - will bid on the opportunity to ask you questions. Whichever fan puts in the highest bid gets the right to ask the first question, then the second-highest bid gets second question, all down until you don't want to answer any more stupid questions. And then all the proceeds go to the sea snakes.

So who's in? Talk about yourself, help the environment. What's not to like?

[ That's all said very, very cheerfully. Then, in a flippant post-script, she adds: ]

Oh, yeah, I'm not dead, by the way.

[ Which is so nice! so kind! such a good way to announce that! a month and a half after she already came back from the dead! nice. ]


[ ooc: this post is just like what it says! You can comment here to have your character get asked dumb questions by rumblr fans. Please tell me the questions you want asked in notes in your comments!! Or I will be making up terrible questions. Fair warning.

edited to add: also if your character would bid to ask other characters shitty questions, feel free to threadjump their thread ]
violentmotion: (BOW DOWN)

[Video]

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-04-24 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[The video jumps around a bit as it starts, passing from one hand to another until-]

Being the most generous ruler of this universe and all others I encounter! I THE GREAT MINAMI IKKI, GOD AND STUDMUFFEN SHALL ANSWER WHAT MY ADORING PUBLIC THIRSTS FOR.
violentmotion: (You think so?)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-04-24 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
There's Emperor too.
violentmotion: (WHIPCORD OVER STEEL)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-04-24 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Japan, the world, the Sky in particular and the entire World Wrestling Federation.

AND the K1.






And Nonah while I'm at it.
violentmotion: (DEVOUR YOU WHOLE)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-04-24 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's sauce all right. SO SPICY IT MAKES YOUR HEAD SPIN. Harder than the rivalry of Earnest Hoost and Bobb Sapp! STRONGER THAN A TYSON PUNCH TO THE FACE!
violentmotion: (WORST SHIT ALL WEEK)

1/3

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-04-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
WAIT. HANG ON
violentmotion: (FITE U!!!)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-04-24 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[The view from the video feed spins wildly around the room - someone's overcrowded basement. One huge bed, several hammocks and a ridiculous amount of tools and gears and springs and weird shit is all over.

In the mean time, something incredibly dumb goes down in the background, fights.. over... which is the BEST fight...


It's a bit. Until someone is wrestled into submission and Ikki's opinion, once again, holds supreme.]
violentmotion: (JUST BECAUSE YOU USE LOGIC)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-04-24 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Kickboxing! It's way more brutal and intense.

If I'd been doing that, Kazu would have been dead fifty times before he hit the ground. This is just a normal submission pin.
violentmotion: (WhoooooOoooOOOoGA)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-04-24 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh. He's fine. He belongs there.
burnmetwice: (077d)

[personal profile] burnmetwice 2016-04-24 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
AT LEAST GET OFF MY ARM YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS CROW! I CAN'T TYPE!
violentmotion: (ALL AS KEIKAKU)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-04-24 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
HE HAS THE RIGHT IF HE CAN BEAT ME.

[He changes the holds, getting an arm under Kazu's chin and pulling back uncomfortably.]

Hey! Get the Banner-Hunt match of 2001. That was kickass. She's gotta see that one.