rathercommon: (animal: tiger)
Kitty Jones ([personal profile] rathercommon) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-23 10:40 am

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[ On the screen is a magnificent tiger with golden eyes, regarding the camera with quite a bit of what looks to be amusement, if you're prone to anthropomorphizing animals. After a moment, that tiger speaks - and speaks with a very human voice, a light and girlish voice with a South London accent. And who else speaks like that? This is, of course, one Kitty Jones, living up to her name. ]

Hullo, all. Happy - slightly belated - Earth Day. I hadn't known about that holiday last year, so I didn't do a thing for it, but it's really a lovely thing, isn't it? So, a day, late, I'm doing a little charity drive, and I need all of you to participate. Proceeds going to the protection of the leaf-scaled sea snake, because no one ever bloody donates money to help species that aren't cute.

[ The leaf-scaled sea snake is also quite venomous. Y'know. Whatever. ]

So what this consists of is this. I want you to volunteer here, in this post, to answer questions from fans on rumblr. Give me a list of topics you're not willing to talk about, as well as how many questions you're willing to answer. Then your rumblr fans - or enemies, I suppose, maybe some of them will want to trap you in a lie or something - will bid on the opportunity to ask you questions. Whichever fan puts in the highest bid gets the right to ask the first question, then the second-highest bid gets second question, all down until you don't want to answer any more stupid questions. And then all the proceeds go to the sea snakes.

So who's in? Talk about yourself, help the environment. What's not to like?

[ That's all said very, very cheerfully. Then, in a flippant post-script, she adds: ]

Oh, yeah, I'm not dead, by the way.

[ Which is so nice! so kind! such a good way to announce that! a month and a half after she already came back from the dead! nice. ]


[ ooc: this post is just like what it says! You can comment here to have your character get asked dumb questions by rumblr fans. Please tell me the questions you want asked in notes in your comments!! Or I will be making up terrible questions. Fair warning.

edited to add: also if your character would bid to ask other characters shitty questions, feel free to threadjump their thread ]
quaerit: sᴄᴏᴜᴛsɪxᴛᴇᴇɴ.ᴄᴏᴍ. (g e l a t o)

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[personal profile] quaerit 2016-05-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Gansey lifts his eyebrows. ]

I'm sorry, are you implying you get sleep anyway? Because I'm a chronic insomniac, and you always seem to be awake when I am.
quaerit: sᴄᴏᴜᴛsɪxᴛᴇᴇɴ.ᴄᴏᴍ. (t r u s t i n g)

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[personal profile] quaerit 2016-05-17 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
That may sometimes be the case.

[ If you ask him when, he won’t even know. He’s still smiling. ]
quaerit: sᴄᴏᴜᴛsɪxᴛᴇᴇɴ.ᴄᴏᴍ. (s t a r t l e d)

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[personal profile] quaerit 2016-05-23 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
As far as I can tell.

[ He's experimented a lot by this point, honestly. ]

It's more that their...emotional state is different. They'll be me in a bad mood, or me feeling sullen, or me feeling happy. On that note, I'm terribly sorry if they ever give you a hard time. They're all me, but they're not always me at my best.
quaerit: sᴄᴏᴜᴛsɪxᴛᴇᴇɴ.ᴄᴏᴍ. (s m i r k)

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[personal profile] quaerit 2016-06-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ That actually makes him smile a bit. ]

So, you don’t mind? If it’s a clone, and not…the original, I suppose.
quaerit: sᴄᴏᴜᴛsɪxᴛᴇᴇɴ.ᴄᴏᴍ. (s t a r t l e d)

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[personal profile] quaerit 2016-06-09 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
It’s just, you’re the first person who’s ever said that. I think the clones make the others uncomfortable.

[ He says ‘I think’, when what he means is that Adam and Blue directly told him so. ]