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Jeffrey Tobias Winger ([personal profile] textualhealing) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-09-23 10:32 pm

006 | voice

I’m going to be honest with you here network, I’ve been avoiding you.

It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.

Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]

But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.

[Best salesman ever.]
grumbling: (whiskey smile)

[personal profile] grumbling 2016-09-25 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph. Figures.

Fine, I'll look myself.
grumbling: (and i'd hope that)

[personal profile] grumbling 2016-09-25 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ then, not even five minutes later... ]

Good God man, what the hell is all this?!
grumbling: (whiskey smile)

[personal profile] grumbling 2016-09-26 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Pardon me if I don't stick around. That stuff's disgusting.
grumbling: (you want to be like your father)

[personal profile] grumbling 2016-09-27 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It was disgusting. I’m not even going to repeat what I saw on there. Hell, children use this damn thing.
grumbling: (or just the women who straddle)

[personal profile] grumbling 2016-10-03 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
A little what?
grumbling: (but for the planets and the stars)

[personal profile] grumbling 2016-10-08 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Boy, would the universal translator have a field day with you.