006 | voice

[textualhealing]

I’m going to be honest with you here network, I’ve been avoiding you.

It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.

Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]

But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.

[Best salesman ever.]

Comments

video

[rathercommon]

Feeling lonely, is it?

video; out of costume

[deadkord]

Well you're certainly a convincing advertiser.

voice;

[itistolaugh]

I hadn't noticed. Welcome back, I guess?

video;

[brushoff]

You're still here?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I hear a significant lack of crying out in the audience.

video

[huntergames]

[ Oh, yeah... Jeff's show... oops. ]

When was the first season?

[ She's seen maybe half an episode forever ago. ]

[raw]

Hope this was intended to be an example of self-congratulating/needy social media.

[grumbling]

What the hell is Rumblr?

( audio )

[curled]

You're tired of the self-congratulating yet isn't this completely painted in self-interest? Were you aiming for nonchalant, you didn't quite hit your mark.

Voice

[dun_moch]

Apology accepted, Mister Winger. Perhaps you might be interested in offering a discount for your legal services by way of compensation?

[Joking but not really joking.]

voice

[cleptes]

Missed you too, darling. [A light tease, but part of Bela is being genuine.]

Everything okay?

Video

[whopperking]

Come back for the free advertising?

voice;

[shittybirthday]

And here I was, hoping somethin' good had happened for a change.

[ The flattest, driest tone. ]