006 | voice

[textualhealing]

I’m going to be honest with you here network, I’ve been avoiding you.

It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.

Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]

But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.

[Best salesman ever.]

Comments

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[huntergames]

Oh, okay— huh?

Rental free?

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[textualhealing]

Fee! As in. Pay me money and you can use it. Pay me lots of money.

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[huntergames]

I don't have a lot of it... haha...

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[textualhealing]

I'll just take your wage then and not pay you. Fair, right?

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[huntergames]

How will I get groceries?!

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[textualhealing]

Should have thought about that before stealing cars.

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[huntergames]

What about Reggie?

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[textualhealing]

I'll probably have him murdered.

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[huntergames]

That won't be necessary!

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[textualhealing]

You got a better idea?

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[huntergames]

Y-you can take his pay!

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[textualhealing]

Great idea! I'll do that and let him know you suggested it.

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[huntergames]

W-what? N-no, wait! It was only a suggestion!

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[textualhealing]

I'll go call him right now. Thaaaanks!

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[huntergames]

No, wait! Please! Jeff!

[ D8 ]

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[textualhealing]

Oh my god, Sasha!

I'm kidding!

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[huntergames]

[ Good, because Reggie has a pretty big mouth so she doesn't trust him to keep quiet about things... ]

We can do overtime to make up for everything!

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[textualhealing]

Or, you could just ask before using my car. Aaaaand return it in the condition you took it.

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[huntergames]

... huh?

[ This is an unexpected turn of events. ]

We can borrow the car?

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[textualhealing]

[Jeff is all about the unexpected.]

If you guys save up enough money to pay for the insurance to cover the extra drivers. I might consider it. Maybe.

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[huntergames]

You would let us do that? Really?

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[textualhealing]

Money and keep it in good condition and I might consider it. Not sure I could trust you guys though. Well, not Reggie, anyway. He's a bad influence on you.

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[huntergames]

... pardon me? Bad influence?

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[textualhealing]

Oh, c'mon, you know he is.

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[huntergames]

I do not think he is...