006 | voice

[textualhealing]

I’m going to be honest with you here network, I’ve been avoiding you.

It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.

Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]

But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.

[Best salesman ever.]

Comments

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[textualhealing]

It really isn't. Being an annoying brat isn't a compliment!

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[rathercommon]

It's everything I want to be. So I beg to differ.

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[textualhealing]

Yeah well! You're acting like a toddler! You want to be that?

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[rathercommon]

I'm an awfully articulate toddler if that's the case.

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[textualhealing]

Which makes you even more annoying. Know the only time kids aren't annoying? When they shut up.

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[rathercommon]

Okay, that's just rude. To me and also to children.

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[textualhealing]

That's kind of the point seeing as no one actually likes kids anyway.

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[rathercommon]

So...Explain the continuation of the human race, then.

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[textualhealing]

I'm not saying people don't have kids, I'm just saying they don't like them. Duh.

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[rathercommon]

That's completely ridiculous.

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[textualhealing]

Is it though?

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[rathercommon]

Yeah. Not all people are exactly the same.

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[textualhealing]

Sure, but we can both agree the people that aren't as great as me are obviously lame. Like. Obviously everyone isn't the same, I'm the superior being here.

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[rathercommon]

No. Ugh. We're not talking better or worse. Different people have different sorts of relationships, that's all. You can't generalize from your experience to everyone else's.

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[textualhealing]

But I can?! My experience is literally the only one that matter and it's the only one that's right.

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[rathercommon]

Yeah, ha ha. I know even you don't believe that.