maskormenace | 006

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006 | voice

I’m going to be honest with you here network, I’ve been avoiding you.

It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.

Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]

But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.

[Best salesman ever.]

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[ Oh, yeah... Jeff's show... oops. ]

When was the first season?

[ She's seen maybe half an episode forever ago. ]

Oh my God, Sasha! Seriously?

[SO OFFENDED.]

You're fired, get out.

[ She jerks back, mouth dropping and face reddening quickly in embarrassment and horror. ]

W-whaaaaaaat?!

You seriously haven't watched the first season?! It's been out for a year!

[ She's panicked now over the idea of being fired. April got her this job!! ]

N-no! Of course not! I've seen... I've seen it! A lot of it!! It's a very good show!

Hmm, okay.

[Oh my God, she's too easy. He almost feels bad, except not really.]

You're hired. But you better not be lying to me!

[ Look at her practically melt into her seat. She grins nervously, although she wishes she were invisible right about now. ]

I would never! I-I'll do a proper review to freshen up my memory!

Oh, sure, just to freshen your memory. How about I give you a free copy of the first season, huh? I'll even sign it for you.

[Clearly the most generous.]