006 | voice

[textualhealing]

I’m going to be honest with you here network, I’ve been avoiding you.

It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.

Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]

But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.

[Best salesman ever.]

Comments

voice

[cleptes]

I'm busy with work too and I think my social life has suffered as a result. [SIGH.] Suppose it's better than sitting at home with nothing to do.

That being said, I could use an evening out if you're ever up for it.

voice

[textualhealing]

I dunno, nothing to do sounds kinda like my dream.

And evening out also sounds like my dream though. We talking nice dinner or strip club or movie theatre or what?

voice

[cleptes]

A nice dinner and a movie sounds like a lovely evening.

I'd rather have your full attention on me than anyone else, darling. You can go to the strip club some other time.

voice

[textualhealing]

You sure you don't want dinner and strippers? Nothing like a good meal while there's boobs wiggling in your peripherals.

voice (why do I want to log this out now?)

[cleptes]

You're actually being serious, aren't you?

If I were to go to a strip club, it would have to be a high class one.

lmao, i mean who wouldn't wanna log strippers?

[textualhealing]

Darling, I only go to high class ones. Ever been to Amber? High class boobs and some of the best whiskey around.

true

[cleptes]

[ A look. ]

No, I haven't. But if the whiskey and boobs are as good as you say they are, I'd need to see them for myself.

;D

[textualhealing]

It's a fun time for all. You wanna come with?

[cleptes]

Sure. But you're getting the first round of drinks.

[textualhealing]

Deal! I can get you way more than just the first round. Might even buy you a lap dance from one of the girls.

[cleptes]

How sweet. Thinking about me and my needs. I hope that you do your best to make it happen.

[textualhealing]

I can get the best lapdances around which my kinda money. All for you, baby.