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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am

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( ooc: this is a pretty ridiculous post, but just chucking this behind a cut in case! Sarissa's kind of flippant and terrible sometimes, so I'm also gently linking an opt out post if there's any topics you'd sooner not come up, or would just prefer to opt out of cr with her generally :]b

content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )



username: dropbears.


basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers

as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more

so

1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
a — immortality
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other


2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
a — statues
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other


3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
a — seriously though
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other


4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
a — no, that's the The Craft, go home
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other


5. Sugar gliders?
a — all hail our marsupial overlords
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
whopperking: <user name=devilisim> (Can't)

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[personal profile] whopperking 2016-10-29 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I mean if we're talkin discounts on food vs free food. I'm thinking free food is the winner. Probably.
Unless maybe doughnuts're excluded from the free category
fayzedandconfused: (bling (confession of a king))

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[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2016-10-29 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
what?
omg! i meant d not b! FREE FOOD
coppelganger: (you wanted a hit)

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[personal profile] coppelganger 2016-10-29 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
oh, no way in hell would i join your cult
coppelganger: (diesel power)

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[personal profile] coppelganger 2016-10-29 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
not even then
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[personal profile] khajidont 2016-10-29 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
1: D
2: C
3: F. Why the sugar glider thing?
4. F why are you so weird
5. SERIOUSLY WHAT'S WITH THE SUGAR GLIDERS

I don't think I'm joining your cult

Unless you satisfy on the free food thing
brushoff: (let's talk about BOOKS.)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2016-10-29 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Let's stick with Britpop over Golden Oldie
and also
fuck the Kiwis


[ Dorian has absolutely nothing against New Zealand but knows precisely when to be helpful & tell an entire nation of people to fuck off ]

And yeah, Singapore airport doesn't count.
Iceland would be nice to go to again, though. Could do some proper glacier climbing this time.
coppelganger: (love vigilantes)

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[personal profile] coppelganger 2016-10-29 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
luckily you still have your 20 followers to console you
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[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-10-29 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ what is even the point of this survey ]

what is up with you and sugar gliders
coppelganger: (compliments)

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[personal profile] coppelganger 2016-10-29 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
i can't believe i forgot to tell you they call me stone cold sarah manning
tridentity: (☆ how cute ♡)

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[personal profile] tridentity 2016-10-29 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She was answering the questions seriously at first, but she realized she could make a word out of it.]

f. b. e. a. d.

[f bead = friend bead or something, she just made it up now!]

by the way, what is a sugar glider
thefatherssins: (pic#10332650)

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[personal profile] thefatherssins 2016-10-29 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
How did this come up?
coppelganger: (jimmy jazz)

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[personal profile] coppelganger 2016-10-29 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
nah mate that's cold stone
completely different name
coppelganger: (senses)

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[personal profile] coppelganger 2016-10-29 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
wear layers while you eat
slightlyoffchilt: (Pristine.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-10-29 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
1. F
2. F
3. F
4. A
5. F

The most successful cults typically target the insecurities of the vulnerable. Happy to help.
slightlyoffchilt: (Viparious.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-10-29 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I think you can be far more ambitious than that.

1. Unadulterated freedom to document, analyze, and publish on said cult.
2. Remarkable charisma and psychopathic tendencies.
3. Negotiable depending upon previously stated request. Otherwise: unlikely.
5. I do not even want to know.
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