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[dreamcatcher]

( guess who's back, back again? here she is, the grumpy savior, and... unbelievably, she's doing kind of okay. not, you know, great... but kind of okay.

she comes as a woman on a mission, though... however embarrassing it is. )

easy to pick up hobbies that you do with your hands, and go

sidebar: does anyone want a dreamcatcher? because I've got a lot of dreamcatchers.

( no seriously. a lot of dreamcatchers. she can get about an hour of sleep a night on a good night, so far, and the rest of her nights are spent failing at crafting and making dreamcatchers. )

Comments

[dreamcatcher]

can't help it, the hands on requirement is very important.

( she just wants to sleep bro don't test her. her patience is in the negatives rn, or like, deep negatives, bc lbr it was never up in the positives to begin with. )

[nastygram]

snake handling

and by snake i mean dick

[dreamcatcher]

( if Hook were around, he'd literally pay someone for suggesting giving out handies would help her lessen the effects of her curse. sadly for him, he was back home in Maine. )

I'd rather handle an actual snake.
thanks for playing.

[nastygram]

omg getting picky w/ the suggestions now
I see how it is

[dreamcatcher]

I said I wanted suggestions, not that I'd take all of them.
unless you've got a genuine one, move along.

[nastygram]

ok but why tho
need some context b4 giving meaningful answers

do u work in a toll booth

[dreamcatcher]

I'm cursed into constant insomnia
my body doesn't need to sleep but my brain refuses to without some sort of mind numbing task that I can zone out of.

enough context for you?

[nastygram]

is no sleep ur power

[dreamcatcher]

insomnia girl, what a power

side effect. I was like this before I even got here.

[nastygram]

believe me there's worse powers ok

ok i know this is one of those things where you say something that seriously affects your life and then everyone turns around and starts telling you ways to ""fix"" it

BUT
you did ask for suggestions

tried drugging it out??? can work like a total charm for insomnia. get yourself coma'd up girlfriend.

[dreamcatcher]

I'm not sure it would work, at least not for long
I can barely hold a buzz these days

( she's not unbreakable anymore, which is probably a good thing, but she still recovers fast enough that any bodily ailments don't stick for long. including self inflicted ones. )

I guess I can look into it. you don't realize how much you need sleep until you can't anymore.

[nastygram]

i suggest horse tranqs

OR, whatever they use to knock out the big ass animals at the zoo
elephant tranqs
have you seen an elephant get knocked out it is insane

[dreamcatcher]

no, in fact I've gotta wonder why you have
but if all else fails, I guess it's worth considering.

( maybe... )

[nastygram]

youtube

have fun experimenting tho

[dreamcatcher]

I should know better than to doubt the depths of depravity to be found on youtube

thanks. by the sounds of it I'll need it.