text, memeing it up

[rathercommon]

Hullo, all.

So...The days are short, the air is cold (except in Heropa), and all of us are struggling with lingering embarrassment from all those mis-sent texts. So, to give us all a bit of cheer, and in recognition of all the holidays we've constructed to help us deal with winter, I thought we all could give one another a bit of love.

So! How does this work, then? Well -

1. Go ahead and post your name in this post.
2. People respond to you with things they like about you, lovely moments you've shared, et cetera.
3. You go out and respond to others with things you like about them.
4. NO BEING AWFUL. Do NOT give backhanded compliments or secretly troll people or things like that. The point of this is to be good to one another. Go be good to one another!

Comments

[deadtective]

It's only a thing in whatever's left of your mind.

[helpline]

Of course it's a thing! Why wouldn't it be?

[deadtective]

Because other people are still kinda rational, probably.

[helpline]

I feel so sorry for them.

[deadtective]

Don't worry, I'm sure the feeling's mutual.

[helpline]

I'm sure it is. There's a bizarre amount of people who feel sorry for me.

[deadtective]

Wow, that's really shocking.

[helpline]

I know, right? I have no idea why they do in the first place.

[deadtective]

It's probably the way you dress.

[helpline]

Stylishly?

[ or like a crazy professor, either/or ]

[deadtective]

Like someone locked you in a library basement for a couple years and accidentally let you out when they went to get a new mop.

[helpline]

You know, I don't think I'd mind that.

[deadtective]

Thankfully this has never been about what you want.

[helpline]

What about what I really really want?

[deadtective]

Not unless you're gonna wear the fucking miniskirts too.

[helpline]

Sporty wore tracksuits.

[deadtective]

Those would probably look even worse on you than the miniskirts.

[helpline]

I doubt it. There's a reason why you haven't seen my legs yet.

[deadtective]

Oh, I always thought it was just 'cause they were cheap prosthetics or something.

[helpline]

Nah, they're just old and wrinkley.

[deadtective]

I've heard that just 'old and wrinkly' is pretty desirable at some nursing homes.

[helpline]

If I'm going on a date, I expect you to set it up.

[deadtective]

Why, don't you want a nice one?

[helpline]

I want fun, not nice.

[deadtective]

Nice and fun, yeah.