text, memeing it up

[rathercommon]

Hullo, all.

So...The days are short, the air is cold (except in Heropa), and all of us are struggling with lingering embarrassment from all those mis-sent texts. So, to give us all a bit of cheer, and in recognition of all the holidays we've constructed to help us deal with winter, I thought we all could give one another a bit of love.

So! How does this work, then? Well -

1. Go ahead and post your name in this post.
2. People respond to you with things they like about you, lovely moments you've shared, et cetera.
3. You go out and respond to others with things you like about them.
4. NO BEING AWFUL. Do NOT give backhanded compliments or secretly troll people or things like that. The point of this is to be good to one another. Go be good to one another!

Comments

[deadtective]

Oh, I always thought it was just 'cause they were cheap prosthetics or something.

[helpline]

Nah, they're just old and wrinkley.

[deadtective]

I've heard that just 'old and wrinkly' is pretty desirable at some nursing homes.

[helpline]

If I'm going on a date, I expect you to set it up.

[deadtective]

Why, don't you want a nice one?

[helpline]

I want fun, not nice.

[deadtective]

Nice and fun, yeah.

[helpline]

No, just fun. Nice doesn't have anything to do with fun.

[deadtective]

It does if you're gonna stick your tongue down their throat later.

[helpline]

I'm not doing that!

[deadtective]

Then you're not even gonna have a fun date, man.

[helpline]

Yes I will! You can have fun dates without...tongue things.

[deadtective]

I mean, if you're gonna take their top off, sure.

[helpline]

Hazel, do you really want that mental image in the first place?

[deadtective]

Insecure old dudes like you always date waaay younger people. It's fine.

[helpline]

I've got a feeling anyone here's waaay younger than me in the first place.

[deadtective]

See? Not a problem.

[helpline]

More of a statement of fact than a problem. It's a hell of an age gap--don't know who'd be comfortable with it in the first place.

[deadtective]

You know that turns some people on, right?

[helpline]

We're just not going to talk about that bit.

[deadtective]

Oh come on, that's like your biggest selling point right now.

"Oooh, fuck me, Daddy!"