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[ret2go]

That whole thing was a pain in the butt. I hope that's not a regular occurrence...

[The girl with the pointy ears and purple hair heaves a very audible sigh.] --right, though, that's besides the point! I had a question.

If you could wish for anything, anything at all, what would it be? Just out of curiosity. There's no real reason for me asking, uh, just wondering!

[Shantae is a bad liar.]

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[mathemagier]

[Sounds suspect but ok]

Good health.

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[ret2go]

That's important, but you don't need to use a wish on it!

Just exercise regularly and eat healthy food! :)

[Coming from the girl who will down a tub of ice cream by herself.]

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[bindsthedead]

The ability to go back and forth between this world and my own, taking people with me. But I doubt that's possible for anyone but the Porter to grant.

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[ret2go]

Oh, yeah. That's probably way beyond anyone's power here to do.

Sounds like it would be fun, though. Why not just wish to go home?

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[radventure]

To end this stupid war and live a nice, peaceful life here.

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[ret2go]

Yeah... the war sure seems like a pain.

But why here? Why not to go back home?

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[resipiscent]

To be able to be together with all of the people who matter. Both from here and from home. But I'm not holding my breath for that.

[Especially since Sora left for the third time not too long ago. Not just him, but there are friends from here that he knows he'll probably never see again.]

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[ret2go]

That's a pretty nice sentiment, coming from a jerk.

[Sorry, she may be getting you confused with someone else...]

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[dirtyredneck]

Power outages ain't normal around here. Not on that kind of scale. Shouldn't have to worry too much.

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[ret2go]

It wasn't the power, I was talking about the prisoners.

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[matataku]

Is there a choice to give a wish to someone else?


I can't think of a thing I'd want.

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[ret2go]

I don't know if it works like that, but you could probably... wish for something on behalf of someone else?

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[monge]

I'd wish for soft cream, zura.

[He doesn't even hesitate.]

...What kinda wish would you make, zura?

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[ret2go]

I was going to say snacks, but that really seems like a waste of a wish, if you only get three...

Can't you just go to the store and buy some?

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[dejerate]

A wish? Uh, well, I wish that I'll be able to keep my promise I made to one of my friends.

[To help Mika. To regain Mika's humanity for him.]

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[ret2go]

...you could just wish for whatever that promise is, though. That'd be way easier.

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[snarkbot]

[ In a distinctly robotic voice: ]

I would wish for my best friend to be here, but I'm not sure if that would be selfish. But I don't think there's anything else I would want.

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[ret2go]

Aw, that's really sweet of you! I'm sure your friend would wish to be here too!

Er, maybe. Maybe not with the war and all. Could be? I don't know what your friend's into.

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[historiology]

What would I wish for? I guess....that humans and the seraphim back home could co-exist again. I think I did my part in helping encourage that back home at least. But to know it really does work out.

[So, mostly selfless, in wanting this for everyone else, but selfish a wish in for him to want that confirmation on his part. Or something. It sure is interesting seeing the different answers though!]

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[ret2go]

That's a pretty selfless wish... but why can't they coexist? Is there some sort of problem?

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[thevictoriandetective]

A nice juicy murder.

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[ret2go]

Thaaaaat's a little horrifying, but okay.

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[ghoulking]

[ have his car back ]

Go back home.

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[ret2go]

That seems to be pretty common, I'm hearing... would you want the whole "back and forth" people have wished for, too? Or just to skedaddle.

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[accelerate]

[ man, barry's already got his wish coming true: mom and dad alive. ]

[ he pulls a face as he mulls it over. ]

A Belly Burger. I'm really hungry. What about you?

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[ret2go]

See, I keep thinking about snacks, too, but it feels a little lame to waste one of your free wishes on that!

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[alreadyhuman]

[ The answer comes out quickly, with no hesitation. ]

There's someone I really wanted to see again, but I didn't get to. [ BEFORE UH

STUFF HAPPENED ] So, um...I'd wish for him to be back! So I could talk to him.

Though I don't know if he's okay or not. Maybe I should just wish for him to be okay. He might get kinda annoyed if I just wished him back.

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[ret2go]

Hmmm... you could wish for the ability to talk to him wherever he was. That'd solve both problems, right?

Heck, it's not like you couldn't use a later wish for that, too. You get three!

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[darkimitation]

[Oh it's that stupid girl again. Well whatever, he doesn't see any reason to not reply, so he does. He doesn't even private his message like he originally wanted to.]

I want to be human.

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[ret2go]

[Jerk.

Is what she wants to say, but something stops her.] You're not human?

You look human.

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[lapwing]

Do you want to get infested with humans? This is how you get humans.

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[ret2go]

I'm not offering, I'm just... asking! I've never really done the wish thing more than once, and that was a special occasion back home.

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[sassguard]

I'd probably wish for the war back home to be over.

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[ret2go]

That's probably a very good wish.

How long has it been going for?

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[tacticianing]

Anything at all, huh...?

[He has to think about that. There are things he really desperately wants, but ... what he wanted back home seems so diminished compared to the sheer scale of other worlds he's finding out exist.

Even the war here, as horrible as it is.. .it's also just one world...

Maybe he's overthinking this.

He's definitely overthinking this.]

I'd wish there was a choice. Whether it's to be here, back home, or somewhere else... it isn't right that we're never given one.

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[ret2go]

You mean to go back home or stay here, right? I'm getting that a lot. You wouldn't just want to go back yourself?

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[defriendzone]

Maybe not that specifically, but from what I've heard things like that happen often enough unfortunately.

[ As for the question... ]

I'm not really sure. I'd have to think about it some.

[ Lying. ]

Why the interest in people's wishes?

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[ret2go]

No reason! Just... curious, like I said! That's all. [Lying.]

[princeofrats]

I'd wish for my friends to be here. Either that, or... maybe a peanut-butter and banana milkshake, like we had back home.

Oh, no! Wait! I'd be a rat! Can I wish to be a rat and have a milkshake too?

[ret2go]

[A normal wish!] I don't see why not! Everyone knows that you get three wishes.

Can't you just buy some peanut butter and a banana and make it yourself?

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[mischiefsmith]

Do you plan on making wishes come true? In that case I wish for a plate of bacon and a sword that looks like [hold on, he has a picture] this.

[Loki is bucking the odds.]

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[ret2go]

I didn't say that! That's just a hasty assumption on your part! You shouldn't assume.

[The genie doth protest too much.]

What's so special about a dumb sword that looks like that? [She thinks for a second.] If you hold it above your head and say the magic phrase, it doesn't transform you, does it?

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[akito]

[ that is a ... really good question. :|a but the both of them instantly had the same thought, so agito figures that's a good enough answer to give: ]

For our asshole best friend to be stuck here with us.

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[ret2go]

Doesn't that just... kind of make you just as much of an asshole?