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[pillz]

(cw murder, survivor's guilt, brainwashing?, jokes at the expense of trauma survivors, etc.)

good morning assholes

[(it's 3:00pm est.)]

u all remember the blackout shit mid jan 2017. count dooku rounded up 1direction to look @ the prison breakout using our magical superpowers. this is what we found.

short: electronics went out. nobody got any idea why but pi adachi believes its strictly tech. b4 they knew it, prisoners got loose & it was a fuckin massacre inside the compound walls

guards: some of them wuz evil. obv an inside job. these fucks maybe straight up disappeared pre riot? the ones who r left remember hearing a coupla them speaking german b4 they fucked off. then some of the guards wuz good. lots of the ones who didn't split got teh shit murdered out of them in gross ways. belt strangles, shivs in scandalous places. u should send the families fruit baskets. somethign classy. no melon. the survivors r pretty traumatized & sad about their friends. do not add melon to injury.

prisoners: got their hands on weapons hid all over the place. bathrooms, buttholes, walls, u know. seems likely some extra shit got snuck in or turned a blind eye to. the rioters were in weird shape psychologically. pissed @ the law & imports, but in a way that wuz ramping up kind of maybe unnatural while they were behind bars. dr. chilton needs 2 get them some ketamine therapy. make buttsex not riots.

other weird shit: 1 russian nullifier device found on scene. govt took it. it was totqlly broken anyway.

govt: wont give us surveillance tapes or let us go past the tape & there was tape fucking everywhere

Comments

[pillz]

u know sometimes i see tthe flying cars & porter stations & unironic use of the word > superhero & it like im in a alien world
but then everyone gets mad @ the government
and im home again
i think ure right
r u a civilian investigator type speaking from xperience

[glowsferatu]

sometimes
for the most part im only a veteran import

but trust me if this world seems alien to you your earth must have been dramatically different
otherwise i might worry how overwhelmed you might be by a truly alien world
this one certainly has nothing on mine in terms of tyranny

[pillz]

yeah?
what would ur world govt do in a situation like this
tyrnanically

[glowsferatu]

well instead of giving us housing and enabling us to lead semi-normal lives within the circumstances
they probably would have just killed us all on arrival
barring that we would be put under harsh enslavement
possibly compulsory conscription into the navy
we would be toys or weapons or corpses rather than people

[pillz]

thats a series of dick moves 4 sho
so
now ure here
w our kinder gentler overlords
any chance u a spy
os grateful 4 the break from navy enslavement adn being murdered that u rootin 4 our latest keepers

[glowsferatu]

overlords is a little strong
and to call them our keepers vastly overestimates their capabilities
but ive been an import longer than they were ever in the picture
you cant simply fake someone like me

parts of this community really do tend towards catastrophic paranoia when this isnt even the first time ive been asked that simply for thinking things arent nearly as terrible as people want them to be
im simply practicing a modicum of sense
one might as well ask if you were hired to fake that paranoia and root out dissidents

and before you jump on that obviously i don't think thats what youre doing
the point is that both scenarios are absurd fabrications hatched from very skewed perspectives
there would be nothing to gain from either

[pillz]

how the fuk were u a import long b4 they
oh
r u talking abt the russians? u were here b4 the russians came last year
or r u talking about bein an import bfore the government had us
that dont seem possible unles there some extra jacked up timey wiimy shit
maybe u been brainwashed by another mystical bubble world spell

[glowsferatu]

i haven't been brainwashed i've legitimately been an import for nearly a third of my life
we were on another earth before we arrived on this one three years ago
but there arent even a dozen of us left who remember it

it doesnt really matter
more importantly why do you think the government "has" us
there are a lot of implications in that phrase that dont really reflect on our situation

[pillz]

cuz they filled our body wit tiny robots taht russians hijacked 2 hurt us
& the feds themselves can bring us back & find us & id us & all kinds of shit
if that aint > havin
id unno what is

[glowsferatu]

if you say you dont then i suppose you dont
im not going to argue that

though i will question why you think they can find us
and why the russians didnt use that capability during this hijack

[pillz]

i dunno
they got me pretty good @ their dumbufck boot camp
but i guess i got other ways & means
of > finding ppl
whats > having mean 2 u

[glowsferatu]

losing ones capacity to choose
whether through direct or indirect manipulation to leave someone without any options but the design youve made for them
the russians tried to have us last year
but we banded together and fought them off

ive said for three years that the americans would face the same if they tried anything
but nothing yet has happened to bring us to that point

[pillz]

anybody ever tell you u kinda set the bar so fuckin low that the government rolls over it on the inertia an velocity of a long slow fart

[glowsferatu]

i set the bar where it can be realistically achieved
to match a level i have legitimately had to fight to reach for most of my life
it isnt my fault your entire species is so delicate
none more so than americans

tw hitler \@_@/

[pillz]

wow

[that's a genuine wow.]

someday im gonna ask u about ur opinion on hitler but i guess since grmans is current its 2 soo\n
wut did u do du ring the invasion last yr anyway
just like
hold up a lil sign that had '7' painted on it
2 let them know the russians were comin in 2nd place to our friendly usa overlords

[glowsferatu]

youre a bit of a daft one arent you
i hope you dont try to trade on being clever
that would be embarrassing

ill have you know i was one of the primary organizers for the resistance against the russians
i coordinated and placed our people when we won back the porter
and when they came to the helix station i fought them off
so whatever hyerbolic vision of me as some doormat for despots youve developed in your head because i think youre vastly overstating how bad things are at present
it isnt remotely accurate to the real person
i know where to draw the line and it isnt at mild inconvenience

hitler would be well beyond that line from what i understand of him
but ive fought actual nazis before and let me tell you
they always start within the import community and not outside of it

[pillz]

no shit?
we got us some nazis?

[shitty eighteen-year-old boys can be relied upon to be moved, at least temporarily, by nazis.]

[glowsferatu]

[ And uptight nineteen-year-old girls can be relied upon to roll their eyes. Pretty regularly, even. ]

Had
this was years ago
back on the last earth the porter brought us to
worse still they were siring vampires
gave rather a negative reputation to an upstanding bloodsucker like myself

[pillz]

[much eyerolling awaits in their mutual future if a mutual future there is.]

nobody can color inside the linez of their fuckin genre anymore goddamn
how do u upstand when u a vampire
u only drink beef blood or something

[glowsferatu]

its pretty easy actually
you just dont treat people like cattle and start killing them simply because youre hungry

[pillz]

oh
ure one of em sexy vampires
romance novel shit
i see how it is

[glowsferatu]

why does it have to be romance novel shit to value lives that arent my own

[pillz]

cuz oyu a vampire
and like u said
you guys got a bad name
standards of romance are
lower i guess. or all jacked up wit teeth anyway

[glowsferatu]

so not only have you never spoken to a vampire before today
but im going to guess from this that youve never read a romance novel either

[ When he shits on her business, he's sure got to shit on all of her business. ]

[pillz]

i said 2 words 2 a vampire once
mayb just 1
look
if u eat some russians or germans or whatever ill stay off ur jock
everybody wins except the russians or germans
but hwatever we got enough white ppl anyway
whats in romance novels