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[For once, Sadie the unofficial imPort Drunk is actually addressing the network from inside a bar. It seems to be a nice one, though, classily designed with bartenders in snappy vests and a polished bar. A sign hanging on the wall in the background welcomes imPorts.]

Darlings, in my tipsy travels across our wonderful host cities, I found the loveliest bar that I thought all of you should know about right away! Not only do they offer special deals for imPorts, they've even named some of the drinks after us! Look!

[Sadie holds the cocktail menu up to the camera, though it may be difficult to read. That's fine, Sadie is going to list some of them for you anyway.]

The Raging Bull is a powerful drink, with four types of liquor in it. Oh! And there's the Saitama Spectacular, it comes on the rocks only the ice is really an egg, which is a strange kind of garnish if you ask me. I also enjoyed the Red Rusty, which I believe is similar to Bloody Mary but with gin. And then there's the newest addition to the menu, the Taako Supreme. Isn't that clever? I do see what they did there! And then, of course, there's simply The Sadie.

Oh, there are simply too many. Here's a list! [To this network entry, she appends a link to the bar's website, which lists the many imPort themed drinks offered by the fine establishment.] Do come by and visit, and we can drink each other and to each other!

[ooc note; feel free to assume/make up your own character-themed drink on the menu, this is for sheer silliness and nothing more.]

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You will say anything to get attention from me, won't you?

Says the man who named me his favorite dog.

Not sure what room you think you've got on this subject.

What can I say? You are house-trained.

Although I think I'll be stickin' to my own for a while.

Probably wise of you. Might be awkward now.

Not exactly an analysis you need a degree for.

You would know, wouldn't you? Do you even have your GED?

I've got my own business.

Ah yes. The usual handout from this government.

Well done.

Nothin' I've got - here or back home - is a goddamn handout.

I appreciate the conviction in how you claim that.

You don't believe me?

Persephone implied you ran from her, yet you remained with me to engage my cowboy stalker.

You are inherently a contradiction.

[that throws him off.]

I didn't run. I just ended it.

And those were two very different situations.

Oh, of course they were. One you felt I had power over you. And the other, you felt you had power over me.

Regardless of the antagonist in play.

...It always comes back to that, huh?

Blame human nature.

So was that how you felt too, those times? I mean "human nature" and all. Or are you above all that?

I am human, Sam, after all. I am not immune to psychology either.

I've got you on record now.

I have never denied my humanity. In fact -- I often have to defend its existence.

[People like to dehumanize him, he had taken note.]

Edited 2017-03-03 04:43 (UTC)

...Was more referrin' to you not bein' immune to psychology.

[Chilton's defensive leap said something. A sore spot.]

What have people tried to make you out to be instead?

Edited 2017-03-03 04:51 (UTC)

I come from a world where humans easily become animals. It is a sign of domination, disrespect.

[He snarled it out, like a jackal hiding in his hole.]

Well, I'd never wanna show that.

[more than he already does, one assumes.]

If it makes you feel any better, you don't really strike me as an "animal" sort of guy.

Not sure if that is a compliment or not, coming from you.

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