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[marriedmedium]

[For once, Sadie the unofficial imPort Drunk is actually addressing the network from inside a bar. It seems to be a nice one, though, classily designed with bartenders in snappy vests and a polished bar. A sign hanging on the wall in the background welcomes imPorts.]

Darlings, in my tipsy travels across our wonderful host cities, I found the loveliest bar that I thought all of you should know about right away! Not only do they offer special deals for imPorts, they've even named some of the drinks after us! Look!

[Sadie holds the cocktail menu up to the camera, though it may be difficult to read. That's fine, Sadie is going to list some of them for you anyway.]

The Raging Bull is a powerful drink, with four types of liquor in it. Oh! And there's the Saitama Spectacular, it comes on the rocks only the ice is really an egg, which is a strange kind of garnish if you ask me. I also enjoyed the Red Rusty, which I believe is similar to Bloody Mary but with gin. And then there's the newest addition to the menu, the Taako Supreme. Isn't that clever? I do see what they did there! And then, of course, there's simply The Sadie.

Oh, there are simply too many. Here's a list! [To this network entry, she appends a link to the bar's website, which lists the many imPort themed drinks offered by the fine establishment.] Do come by and visit, and we can drink each other and to each other!

[ooc note; feel free to assume/make up your own character-themed drink on the menu, this is for sheer silliness and nothing more.]

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[shittywizard]

So what's the Taako Supreme like?

[marriedmedium]

It's spicy, darling, of course!

[shittywizard]

Cool, cool. Kinda not sure why they took that direction, but I'm cool with it.

[magnitudes]

The Sarissa Serum is bloody... Victoria Bitter, bourbon, margarita mix and vodka. ( HER FACE. ) Jesus H. Christ. That does sound like a pretty good summary of my life, mind.

[marriedmedium]

Then your life must be terribly impressive! I applaud your namesake concoction.

[magnitudes]

Close, just flip it about a bit - impressively terrible, got me nailed down. ( And a small salute. ) How's your own name-booze?

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[ofgoldenfoil]

[ For once, Aurican decides to learn how to access the network though his real body, not in his usual transformed, human body form - but it is difficult, but he manages. He catches his name and the short list of ingredients. ]

Aurican Augment.

Bourbon, lemon juice, honey, muddled jalapeno slices, angostura bitters, ginger beer.

[ Aurican has no idea how any of those would taste other than honey. ]

How would that taste like?

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[marriedmedium]

[Sadie gives him a big, showy wink.]

Why don't you come find out, darling? But I think it would taste exciting.

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[wizzardly]

"Gone With the Rincewind"? Southern Comfort, cranberry juice, lime...

Am I missing a joke?

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[marriedmedium]

Perhaps the idea is that you take three sips and you're going, going, gone?

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[shifting]

[]Sam clicks his tongue with mock disapproval.]

Feelin' like they stole my idea. You ever get a chance to try A Chill Ton?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh my god. Unbelievable.

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[marriedmedium]

Not yet, but it's on my list of drinks to drink!

[Every drink is on her list of drinks to drink.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

A Chiltini.









No.

[marriedmedium]

Yes!

[Sadie is totally going to have one.]

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[governorkang]

Well, I suppose The Drunken Draconian isn't that bad of a name. I hear Kraken rum is quite strong, too.

[marriedmedium]

Oh it is. It'll turn your vision blurry and your fingers clumsy in no time at all!

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[thegriffinofdeath]

A...Ginffin and Tonic.

[Anastasya is clearly frowning faintly at the list as she reads it.]

I'm a bit insulted that was the best they could come up with, I think.

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[marriedmedium]

I'm sure they'll take suggestions if you have a better idea, darling. Is there anything you'd like me to pass along to the bartender?

[scrap_metal]

Saitama Spectacular..? [ This is not something Genos expected to see. But the name has such a nice, alliterative sound to it. ]

I nyst visit that bar and investigate the quality of ingredients. I'm sure my teacher will appreciate the sentiment, and I'm glad to see him being recognized, however I must ensure his name isn't linked to some shoddy recipe. [ Ignoring the fact that he's still technically nearly a year from legal drinking away. Who's going to ID a cyborg for age? ]

[marriedmedium]

Oh, I'm far ahead of you, dear. I've tried two and they're excellent! But I encourage you to have a drink yourself just to be sure.

[heroforhobby]

There's a drink named after me?

[marriedmedium]

Why not?

[devoutish]

And what does the Sadie have in it?

[marriedmedium]

Mainly gin. The very best stuff!