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[For once, Sadie the unofficial imPort Drunk is actually addressing the network from inside a bar. It seems to be a nice one, though, classily designed with bartenders in snappy vests and a polished bar. A sign hanging on the wall in the background welcomes imPorts.]

Darlings, in my tipsy travels across our wonderful host cities, I found the loveliest bar that I thought all of you should know about right away! Not only do they offer special deals for imPorts, they've even named some of the drinks after us! Look!

[Sadie holds the cocktail menu up to the camera, though it may be difficult to read. That's fine, Sadie is going to list some of them for you anyway.]

The Raging Bull is a powerful drink, with four types of liquor in it. Oh! And there's the Saitama Spectacular, it comes on the rocks only the ice is really an egg, which is a strange kind of garnish if you ask me. I also enjoyed the Red Rusty, which I believe is similar to Bloody Mary but with gin. And then there's the newest addition to the menu, the Taako Supreme. Isn't that clever? I do see what they did there! And then, of course, there's simply The Sadie.

Oh, there are simply too many. Here's a list! [To this network entry, she appends a link to the bar's website, which lists the many imPort themed drinks offered by the fine establishment.] Do come by and visit, and we can drink each other and to each other!

[ooc note; feel free to assume/make up your own character-themed drink on the menu, this is for sheer silliness and nothing more.]

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

My exclamation was in response to your shameless peddling.

[shifting]

Hey, now. It'd only be shameless peddling if I went on to mention it was a delicious shot made with top-shelf liquor and served for a reasonable price at Merlotte's, in De Chima.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I refuse to simply sit here and be your commercial fodder.

[shifting]

Would it be easier if I took a picture of you? Hung it on the wall for promotional advertisin'?

[slightlyoffchilt]

That would merit a paying contract, Merlotte.

[shifting]

Not if it's satire.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You will say anything to get attention from me, won't you?

[shifting]

Says the man who named me his favorite dog.

Not sure what room you think you've got on this subject.

[slightlyoffchilt]

What can I say? You are house-trained.

[shifting]

Although I think I'll be stickin' to my own for a while.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Probably wise of you. Might be awkward now.

[shifting]

Not exactly an analysis you need a degree for.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You would know, wouldn't you? Do you even have your GED?

[shifting]

I've got my own business.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Ah yes. The usual handout from this government.

Well done.

[shifting]

Nothin' I've got - here or back home - is a goddamn handout.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I appreciate the conviction in how you claim that.

[shifting]

You don't believe me?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Persephone implied you ran from her, yet you remained with me to engage my cowboy stalker.

You are inherently a contradiction.

[shifting]

[that throws him off.]

I didn't run. I just ended it.

And those were two very different situations.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh, of course they were. One you felt I had power over you. And the other, you felt you had power over me.

Regardless of the antagonist in play.

[shifting]

...It always comes back to that, huh?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Blame human nature.

[shifting]

So was that how you felt too, those times? I mean "human nature" and all. Or are you above all that?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am human, Sam, after all. I am not immune to psychology either.