001- [VIDEO]

[juuustice111]

[A man in a white suit fills the screen; partially because he is a large man, and partially because he has angled the camera very badly. There is perhaps something slightly off about the him; a grin that is a bit too big, maybe, or the aviator sunglasses that he is wearing indoors, at night. He is the sort of person that, with only one glance, you will probably find yourself thinking, "Ah, it's an idiot."]

JJJJUUUUUUUUSTTTIIICCCEEEEEE!!!

Hello everyone, and thank you for welcoming me to your fine city! The name is Bobby Fulbright, Hero of Justice, and I am here to protect the common people from whatever dangers might befall them! If there's anything you need — heroic rescue, kittens removed from trees, you name it — don't hesitate to give me a call.

By the way, I'm also a detective! So if there's murder going on, I can help out with that too. Investigating it, I mean. I'd be a pretty unjust detective if I were helping out with murder, HA HA HA!

[He performs an exaggerated two-fingered salute.]

In justice we trust!

[He reaches to turn off the camera, and then pauses.]

Oh, right! I'm in Residence #004, so... does anybody know where that is? I've been wandering around for hours, hahaha. Thanks!

Comments

[juuustice111]

He is? Oh, that's g—

[Wait a second...]

—I locked his cell like usual! I... I'm sure I did!

[nomorepantiesplz]

I don't think it matters all that much to the thing that brought us here. He's been a free bird since before I arrived.

[juuustice111]

What? That's not right at all! I should at least get him a pair of handcuffs.

[nomorepantiesplz]

I'm not comfortable with it, either, but - can you, Detective? Think about it. He hasn't committed any crimes here... that I know of. Either way, I don't think they'd let you arrest someone based on our word alone.

[juuustice111]

I guess not... but still, I can't just let him run wild. I made a promise to look after him until he could be reformed.

[nomorepantiesplz]

I can't imagine Prosecutor Blackquill liking that idea very much. [Even if he might be used to it, since. Prison and all.] Good luck with that. It sounds like you'll need it.

[juuustice111]

It'll be fine! We've always gotten along really well.

[nomorepantiesplz]

... Uh-huh. Sure you have. [Apollo's tone is definitely veering towards sarcastic there.]

Let me know how it goes, Detective. It'll be good goss- I mean, good to hear that you're keeping an eye on a convicted felon.

[juuustice111]

I didn't know you were so interested! I'll keep you updated with all of his milestones.

[nomorepantiesplz]

Wait, milestones for what?

[juuustice111]

His rehabilitation into normal society!

[nomorepantiesplz]

Uh... you know what, never mind. I'd rather not pry into his personal affairs like that. [Or end up on the wrong end of his imaginary sword.]