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[juuustice111]

[A man in a white suit fills the screen; partially because he is a large man, and partially because he has angled the camera very badly. There is perhaps something slightly off about the him; a grin that is a bit too big, maybe, or the aviator sunglasses that he is wearing indoors, at night. He is the sort of person that, with only one glance, you will probably find yourself thinking, "Ah, it's an idiot."]

JJJJUUUUUUUUSTTTIIICCCEEEEEE!!!

Hello everyone, and thank you for welcoming me to your fine city! The name is Bobby Fulbright, Hero of Justice, and I am here to protect the common people from whatever dangers might befall them! If there's anything you need — heroic rescue, kittens removed from trees, you name it — don't hesitate to give me a call.

By the way, I'm also a detective! So if there's murder going on, I can help out with that too. Investigating it, I mean. I'd be a pretty unjust detective if I were helping out with murder, HA HA HA!

[He performs an exaggerated two-fingered salute.]

In justice we trust!

[He reaches to turn off the camera, and then pauses.]

Oh, right! I'm in Residence #004, so... does anybody know where that is? I've been wandering around for hours, hahaha. Thanks!

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[darwinatrix]

Are all the people here complete blabbering morons, or is it just you?

[juuustice111]

Er...

Well, I just got here, so I wouldn't know...

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[indenture]

[ Well. That's enthusiasm for you. ]

What's a "hero of justice," exactly?

[juuustice111]

[And here's some more of it:]

One who relentlessly holds to ideals of justice in all avenues of his daily life! When I work on a case, when I patrol the streets, even when I shower in the morning or buy delicious snacks, I think of justice!

[walkingballpit]

[That is commitment, right there.]

So... it's your title, your battle cry, your motto.

I'm thinking you really like justice.

[juuustice111]

You're thinking right. I live and breathe justice, all the way down to my bone marrow!

[incendere]

(Wow.)

"In justice we trust", huh?

[juuustice111]

You got it! Try saying it with me now:

[With no regard whatsoever as to whether you actually intend to say it:]

3, 2, 1, in justice we trust!

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[glassinine]

Detective Fulbright.

[Edgeworth sounds a bit surprised, but he certainly doesn't sound displeased. In spite of all the...noisiness.]

When did you arrive?

[juuustice111]

Mr. Chief Prosecutor! I didn't expect to see you here.

I haven't been here long. I arrived on the Fourth of July.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Ow. I hope I won't be needing my hearing anytime soon. It's nice to see you and all, Detective, but could you tone it down?

[juuustice111]

Mr. Lawyer, is that you? Sorry about that!

[Who has two thumbs an doesn't sound sorry at all? This guy.]

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[dragony]

[ Ah. An idiot. They always need more of those.

(They do not ever need more of those.) ]

You could call for a cab. They tend to know how to get here, from... wherever you are.

[juuustice111]

Say, that's a good idea. Thanks!

[At least he's a cheerful idiot?]

[video] Let's assume they already met at the swear-in because I still haven't tagged him there

[yatagarasu]

JUSTICE!

[And because Kay has seen and heard him face to face, this is a perfect imitation of Fulbright's voice. It's almost like she has become a second Fulbright.

Don't worry, she'll drop the act.]

You should really consider getting a cool superhero name to go with your catchphrase.

[juuustice111]

[Jumps so hard he nearly falls over.]

—Th-that's amazing! I wish I could change my voice like that!

...Sorry, what was the other thing you said?

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[hoboagogo]

You know, if you say it enough, it starts losing it's meaning.

I don't even know what you mean by 'justice' anymore.

[juuustice111]

What? I'm... confusing your concept of justice?

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[foreshadower]

[ This was... a loud idiot, apparently. ]

Residence four, did you say? [ He smiles at the screen, and his smile is...unnerving. ]

Then we're roommates.

[juuustice111]

Is that so? Nice to meet you! I've been looking forward to seeing what kind of people I'll be living with.

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[ktfod]

You've been wandering around for hours trying to find your apartment? [And he's... a detective.]

[juuustice111]

Er... th-things kept happening, you understand...

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[attractedtodarkness]

[god, not another yelly one]

Look up Ira Gamagori. You just might get along.

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[juuustice111]

Oh? Another passionate fan of justice?

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[chiefdefense]

Well it sure looks like somebody took their pep pills this morning.

[juuustice111]

No ma'am! My justice is all-natural and completely organic!

[everylittlething]

[Get some earplugs.]

Detective Fulbright? Ooh! I know another detective, but she's... really not as passionate about it as you are!

[She's more into SCIENCE than she is JUSTICE.]

[juuustice111]

Oh, hey! It's the blue girl! Do you mean a detective here or one back home?

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[nestingdevil]

[Well if anyone missed that announcement...]

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[nestingdevil]

Hero of Justice, huh? Sounds like you found the right place, Chief.

[notdaredevil]

[He doesn't even need to see to know he may have found someone...interesting, might be the polite way to put it. And Matt is nothing if not polite when he has no reason to be otherwise.]

Why a detective, and not a lawyer, if you're the Hero of Justice?

[That's a legitimate question ok.]

[juuustice111]

You mean a prosecutor?

[So is that.]

Of course I have a great deal of respect for prosecutors, but I do my best work out in the field.

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[sticktokicks]

How did you get the title Hero of Justice?

[juuustice111]

'Hero of Justice' isn't a title one simply acquires. It has to come from the heart!

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[sassguard]

You can't be much of a detective if you can't find a house.

[juuustice111]

Well it's not like the house committed a crime...

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[kirisutegomen]

[ He flinches a little, more out of habit than anything else. At least Fulbright can't actually electrocute him anymore. ]

Fool Bright! Did I just hear that you got lost on the way to your house?

[juuustice111]

Prosecutor Blackquill! Yes!

[Here comes an enthusiastic salute in greeting.]

But I think I've got it now. Would you like to come over and visit?