001- [VIDEO]

[juuustice111]

[A man in a white suit fills the screen; partially because he is a large man, and partially because he has angled the camera very badly. There is perhaps something slightly off about the him; a grin that is a bit too big, maybe, or the aviator sunglasses that he is wearing indoors, at night. He is the sort of person that, with only one glance, you will probably find yourself thinking, "Ah, it's an idiot."]

JJJJUUUUUUUUSTTTIIICCCEEEEEE!!!

Hello everyone, and thank you for welcoming me to your fine city! The name is Bobby Fulbright, Hero of Justice, and I am here to protect the common people from whatever dangers might befall them! If there's anything you need — heroic rescue, kittens removed from trees, you name it — don't hesitate to give me a call.

By the way, I'm also a detective! So if there's murder going on, I can help out with that too. Investigating it, I mean. I'd be a pretty unjust detective if I were helping out with murder, HA HA HA!

[He performs an exaggerated two-fingered salute.]

In justice we trust!

[He reaches to turn off the camera, and then pauses.]

Oh, right! I'm in Residence #004, so... does anybody know where that is? I've been wandering around for hours, hahaha. Thanks!

Comments

[hoboagogo]

If the cat got itself up there? Bet the argument could be made for it, yeah.

It'd just be a dick move, is all.

[juuustice111]

In that case, think of 'justice' as not making any dick moves at all!

[hoboagogo]

[....Man, he can't help but mess with this guy.]

Then what about criminals? They'd think locking them up'd be a dick move, right? Taking away their freedom, throwing them in a cell.

Ain't justice got to do with punishing lawbreakers, too?

[juuustice111]

Of course it does, but punishment is for their own good, to help them see the error of their ways and grow as people. Once they've been rehabilitated, some of them can even rejoin society as productive citizens!

[hoboagogo]

So it's not just 'no dick moves'.

[An amused sound.]

Whatever. You might just be what this place's needing, at least. Helps balance out the cynics.

[juuustice111]

I'm glad you think so. What's your name?

[hoboagogo]

Shinjiro Aragaki.

So is Hero of Justice your superhero name?

[juuustice111]

Not officially. I thought to myself, surely that will already be taken. So I started brainstorming up alternates, like 'Champion of Justice' or 'Justiceman' or 'Detective Justice'... and in the end, I couldn't decide.

[hoboagogo]

[Another dry laugh.]

How 'bout Justin Justice. Gives you an alias and everything. Or Just Justin Justice if you wanna go all out.

[juuustice111]

[Laughs himself, in an obnoxious, booming sort of way.]

I like the way you think! I'd make the criminals I catch try and say my name ten times fast.