juuustice111: (o7)
BOBBY FULBRIGHT!! ([personal profile] juuustice111) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-07-09 07:35 am

001- [VIDEO]

[A man in a white suit fills the screen; partially because he is a large man, and partially because he has angled the camera very badly. There is perhaps something slightly off about the him; a grin that is a bit too big, maybe, or the aviator sunglasses that he is wearing indoors, at night. He is the sort of person that, with only one glance, you will probably find yourself thinking, "Ah, it's an idiot."]

JJJJUUUUUUUUSTTTIIICCCEEEEEE!!!

Hello everyone, and thank you for welcoming me to your fine city! The name is Bobby Fulbright, Hero of Justice, and I am here to protect the common people from whatever dangers might befall them! If there's anything you need — heroic rescue, kittens removed from trees, you name it — don't hesitate to give me a call.

By the way, I'm also a detective! So if there's murder going on, I can help out with that too. Investigating it, I mean. I'd be a pretty unjust detective if I were helping out with murder, HA HA HA!

[He performs an exaggerated two-fingered salute.]

In justice we trust!

[He reaches to turn off the camera, and then pauses.]

Oh, right! I'm in Residence #004, so... does anybody know where that is? I've been wandering around for hours, hahaha. Thanks!
chiefdefense: (Oh what a blessing)

I'm so sorry this took so long, hellish week was hellish

[personal profile] chiefdefense 2014-07-21 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That's... something.

[Memo to self: do not let this guy meet Apollo if he's got this much of a thing for justice.]

Looks like they sent you to the right place, considering the local stance on heroics.