001- [VIDEO]

[juuustice111]

[A man in a white suit fills the screen; partially because he is a large man, and partially because he has angled the camera very badly. There is perhaps something slightly off about the him; a grin that is a bit too big, maybe, or the aviator sunglasses that he is wearing indoors, at night. He is the sort of person that, with only one glance, you will probably find yourself thinking, "Ah, it's an idiot."]

JJJJUUUUUUUUSTTTIIICCCEEEEEE!!!

Hello everyone, and thank you for welcoming me to your fine city! The name is Bobby Fulbright, Hero of Justice, and I am here to protect the common people from whatever dangers might befall them! If there's anything you need — heroic rescue, kittens removed from trees, you name it — don't hesitate to give me a call.

By the way, I'm also a detective! So if there's murder going on, I can help out with that too. Investigating it, I mean. I'd be a pretty unjust detective if I were helping out with murder, HA HA HA!

[He performs an exaggerated two-fingered salute.]

In justice we trust!

[He reaches to turn off the camera, and then pauses.]

Oh, right! I'm in Residence #004, so... does anybody know where that is? I've been wandering around for hours, hahaha. Thanks!

Comments

[ktfod]

[he knows he's an adult but-]

You should try to be more perceptive if you're going to go around telling people you'll save them in the name of justice. That's not really something you should be flippant on, it's important.

[juuustice111]

[cringe]

It's not flippant! I meant every word I said! I always come running when there are people in need!

[ktfod]

What if an address is given to save someone for one of your heroic rescues? What use would you be if you couldn't find it in time, if at all? [Sorry man, this shit's gotten fo' real serious up in here. He doesn't take people's safety lightly.]

[And this guy- he's- ridiculous. What is with this place and the people it brings in?]

[juuustice111]

[He's looking more and more crestfallen by the second]

I... I'll get a GPS until I learn my way around? I hear they even have them in phones these days, so...

[ktfod]

Yeah, you should probably do that. But until then, don't tell people you'll have their backs only to not be able to show up. [Well, atleast the guy seems to realize the severity of this anyway. He hopes.]

[juuustice111]

[And so he bursts into tears.]

I'm so sorry! I won't let you or justice down! I'll wander around until I've learned the whole city!

[ktfod]

--Uh- [Whoa whoa, what, the fuck happened.]

[juuustice111]

[As quickly as they started, the tears have stopped and been replaced with hearty fist-shaking.]

Mark my words! This is the last time I get lost, or my name isn't Bobby Fulbright!

[ktfod]

...Good to know. [...uh.]

[juuustice111]

And even if I do get lost, I'll call a cab! Justice isn't cheap!

[ktfod]

[...]

Are you serious? [Like, all of this, is this you being serious.]

[juuustice111]

I'm always serious about justice!

[ktfod]

...Right. [Why is he- kind of missing Junpei right now? Junpei wasn't even this bad.]

[juuustice111]

Naturally, that must be why I was brought here.

[ktfod]

Yeah, it's why anyone was brought here, it's what they expect of all of us.

[juuustice111]

Though it is a little unjust for them to bring people without asking them first...

[ktfod]

They're not sure who it will bring it seems. So asking is kind of out of the question.

[juuustice111]

Are you saying they have no control over it?

[ktfod]

Not no, but limited.

[juuustice111]

I thought it was a little weird to see people I know here...

[ktfod]

Yeah. It can people multiple people in from the same place. This isn't limited to people who have passed away either.

[juuustice111]

Whaaat? You mean... g-g-ghosts?

[ktfod]

Sometimes.