001- [VIDEO]

[juuustice111]

[A man in a white suit fills the screen; partially because he is a large man, and partially because he has angled the camera very badly. There is perhaps something slightly off about the him; a grin that is a bit too big, maybe, or the aviator sunglasses that he is wearing indoors, at night. He is the sort of person that, with only one glance, you will probably find yourself thinking, "Ah, it's an idiot."]

JJJJUUUUUUUUSTTTIIICCCEEEEEE!!!

Hello everyone, and thank you for welcoming me to your fine city! The name is Bobby Fulbright, Hero of Justice, and I am here to protect the common people from whatever dangers might befall them! If there's anything you need — heroic rescue, kittens removed from trees, you name it — don't hesitate to give me a call.

By the way, I'm also a detective! So if there's murder going on, I can help out with that too. Investigating it, I mean. I'd be a pretty unjust detective if I were helping out with murder, HA HA HA!

[He performs an exaggerated two-fingered salute.]

In justice we trust!

[He reaches to turn off the camera, and then pauses.]

Oh, right! I'm in Residence #004, so... does anybody know where that is? I've been wandering around for hours, hahaha. Thanks!

Comments

[juuustice111]

Naturally, that must be why I was brought here.

[ktfod]

Yeah, it's why anyone was brought here, it's what they expect of all of us.

[juuustice111]

Though it is a little unjust for them to bring people without asking them first...

[ktfod]

They're not sure who it will bring it seems. So asking is kind of out of the question.

[juuustice111]

Are you saying they have no control over it?

[ktfod]

Not no, but limited.

[juuustice111]

I thought it was a little weird to see people I know here...

[ktfod]

Yeah. It can people multiple people in from the same place. This isn't limited to people who have passed away either.

[juuustice111]

Whaaat? You mean... g-g-ghosts?

[ktfod]

Sometimes.