001- [VIDEO]

[juuustice111]

[A man in a white suit fills the screen; partially because he is a large man, and partially because he has angled the camera very badly. There is perhaps something slightly off about the him; a grin that is a bit too big, maybe, or the aviator sunglasses that he is wearing indoors, at night. He is the sort of person that, with only one glance, you will probably find yourself thinking, "Ah, it's an idiot."]

JJJJUUUUUUUUSTTTIIICCCEEEEEE!!!

Hello everyone, and thank you for welcoming me to your fine city! The name is Bobby Fulbright, Hero of Justice, and I am here to protect the common people from whatever dangers might befall them! If there's anything you need — heroic rescue, kittens removed from trees, you name it — don't hesitate to give me a call.

By the way, I'm also a detective! So if there's murder going on, I can help out with that too. Investigating it, I mean. I'd be a pretty unjust detective if I were helping out with murder, HA HA HA!

[He performs an exaggerated two-fingered salute.]

In justice we trust!

[He reaches to turn off the camera, and then pauses.]

Oh, right! I'm in Residence #004, so... does anybody know where that is? I've been wandering around for hours, hahaha. Thanks!

Comments

[glassinine]

[How interesting.]

Then do you trust Prosecutor Blackquill? A good relationship, after all, is built upon trust.

[juuustice111]

I do. I mean, there's no changing what happened seven years ago... but having worked with him, his sense of justice is impeccable. I believe he truly wants to change.

[glassinine]

[If he was guilty at all.]

Well. I'm glad to hear that. Will Blackquill wish to work with you, as well?

[juuustice111]

I'm sure he will! We made a great team.

[glassinine]

Hm. Well. I'm sure he could use the help.

[He could use the good cheer and optimism, more like. And Fulbright could use Blackquill's restraint.]