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[celestialpervert]

[Hear that Heropa? That's the sound of what should be a destitute lounge singer. The sound of smite worthy caterwauling. Yes, ladies and gents, it's Celine Dion and that hell worthy song from that movie we all hate.

At least Balthazar hates it. With a passion. The camera is pointed towards the source, a simple radio while in the corner the angel seems to be scrambling for something heavy enough to hit it with.]

Unacceptable. Un-bloody-acceptable! This bloody fecking song!

[He comes up with a thick hardcover book and throws it. It does nothing, bouncing off the radio and there's a string of curses in french and gaelic. Balthazar doesn't seem to be away that this is being filmed. Someone wanna give him a heads up before he smites himself?]

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[selfequipped]

But Celine Dion is a genius!

This world is all the luckier for having her.

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[celestialpervert]

[He starts a little in surprise before scowling at the phone.]

I beg to differ! Do you even hear this? [He throws another book. It misses and he groans, hands going over his ears.]

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[larker]

[Gabriel is the one responsible for loaning that radio, and it's unsmiteable. It's been tinkered with of course, the poor mechanical victim of a time when Gabriel was testing out what powers he still had.

So when the book hits the radio, it does nothing but cause the song to stick on repeat.

Gabriel isn't aware of what torture device he's mistakenly created, nose wrinkling, eyes scrunching up. What the Hell is that noise? It's like cats screeching along with dying violins and just... what? It's an all out sonorousness assault on the senses. For the love of creation it's awful!]

WHAT IS THAT NOISE? TURN IT OFF ALREADY!

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[celestialpervert]

[Of course its Gabriels fault. Of freaking course. Not that Balthazar is clear headed enough to realise just yet, more concerned with the assault on his ears.]

DON'T YOU THINK I'M TRYING?

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[valr]

The fuck did you do?

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[celestialpervert]

Me? You think I did this?

[closetshark]

[Pitch sounds way too excited to hear that horror.]

Can I have it?

[larker]

NO! We're going to take this song, bury it down a mineshaft, and then set the mineshaft on fire. It'll make Centralia, PA look like a poor bonfire.

[celestialpervert]

And you are?

And no! This should be inflicted upon no one else!

[permavoice]

[heartstings]

[Kenzi debates for a moment before she belts out the song through her comm. Purposely off key? Maybe, maybe not.]

[permavoice]

[celestialpervert]

[There's a groan.] Do not get me started on you. It won't be pleasant.

[thisblankpage]

[Head. Tilt.

Nick is deaf, but he knows what a radio is. Why isn't the jackass just turning it off? Can a song really be that bad?]

What's the matter?

[celestialpervert]

Horrible caterwauling. Can't turn it off. Indestructible.

[ not here ]

[granddevil]

[ Father, these are your angels.

Look at them.

Are you proud. ]

[ also not here ]

[dissemble]

[Lucifer is not related to them.]

[walkingballpit]

Someone did a punk cover of it that I couldn't tell if it was even worse or a satiric masterpiece.

You could change the channel.

[celestialpervert]

Tried that. Even took the batteries out. This is an hour in.

See how well you deal with it.

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[vaccination]

Uhh... holy shit, what did it do to you?

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[celestialpervert]

It exists thats wha-...

Ellie? Is that you? Good to hear you still kicking.

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[shittybirthday]

Well, that's one way to deal with Celine Dion.

[He hasn't heard that damn annoying song in years and he sure hasn't missed it.]

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[celestialpervert]

Feel the same way about her do you, Joel?

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[worrior]

[ Having no knowledge of the culture and music of this world, he asks the obvious: ]

What's wrong with it?

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[celestialpervert]

In a list... The song is blasphemy and an assault on the ears, it's part of a movie that makes me want to smite myself, the radio has been playing it for an hour straight and simply resists destruction.

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[heartboxer]

[ Armstrong's eyes start to well and overflow with giant tears.

The wailing display of emotion that the song portrays, the beautiful lyricism of the power of love, the loudness! All of it is perfect for a man like Armstrong and probably not a single other living soul. A stream just erupts from his eye sockets. ]

Such a beautiful song-!! The emotions that she can portray about love....! [ He sobs and sniffles as Celine Dion continues to ruin every note in the sixth octave. ]

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[futurefree]

Does her voice always sound like that?

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[runningstart]

OONNNNNCE-

MOOOOOORE

you OOOOOPPENNNN THE DOOOOR! [god he's not even on key]