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[nostalgiabomb]

[ Good evening, Mask or Menacians.

Today, you'll be treated to the chaos that is Nonah 005 on a movie night. On camera are the Pines twins, a tiny wizard, a minotaur, a wannabe Arthur Fonzarelli, and some kid with Troll doll hair. But most prominently shown is one Ken Amada, who you might recognize as "that kid with the dog" or "the forty year old man trapped in a twelve year old's body." Kittens wander in and out of the area, while Koromaru sits comfortably at the cameraman's hip.

Barely audible in the background is the noise of explosions and gunfire -- but don't be concerned. That's probably just the movie. Probably. More troubling is the way the Fonz and the Troll are bickering over the gratuitous violence while everyone patiently ignores the hell out of them. Well, everyone except Ken, who seems to be gritting his teeth.

Quietly, Star-Lord, our illustrious cameraman, murmurs into his device as he zooms in on Ken. ] Some shit's about to go down. You see that vein popping out on his forehead? That's the vein of someone who's gonna snap.

[ The teens' arguing goes on for another half a minute, during which time Ken seems to become more and more irate. When their squabbling finally reaches a crescendo, the kid rounds on them. ]

Would you two shut the fuck up?!

[ And just like that, the room goes deathly silent -- save for a timely record scratch, courtesy of the film they were trying to watch.

And then, Peter Quill starts cackling. ]

Oh my God, I'm totally posting this.

(( cover your ears, children. expect a whole lot of threadhopping. ))

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video; a few minutes later because it's probably still recording

[amadaman]

[Minutes after the laughing died down everyone's just having fun making fun of him on the network now, Ken is in a corner of the room with his head in his hands and Koromaru actually has a hand on his back pityingly. He's aware that the camera is still on him. He doesn't care anymore his life is over.]

Just kill me now.

video/

[debauchewy]

[Whispered too, holding a hand by his mouth.]

It's okay, curse again~

[amadaman]

No.

[No!!!]

[debauchewy]

Just a little one.

Video, hi

[iamtetsuo]

Yeah, what's the matter, Ken? Forgot how already?

video/ yo

[debauchewy]

[Haha oh man, you don't want to side with Hisoka but he's smiling that this other boy is, cute.]

[amadaman]

None for you.

[debauchewy]

You won't swear for me? Are you suggesting it means something more than it is, Ken?

[amadaman]

No it doesn't. It means nothing. I'm not gonna do it.

[debauchewy]

Buuu~ How disappointing. And here I've gotten used to you not disappointing me.

[amadaman]

This and that are totally different!

video ; SLAMS THIS BACK HERE

[khajidont]

Is this Shinji's fault.

[The extent of Jaime's potty mouth is heck! and darn!

Ken Amada, you should wash your mouth out with soap, young man.]

[amadaman]

Even I'm not lame enough to start saying adios asshole.

[Ken instead points his own camera to where Kaneda and Tetsuo are laughing their butts off and also swearing up a storm in delight]

[khajidont]

Okay, A: I've literally never heard him say that - [no Tartarus, no lame one-liners] - and B...

[...]

...those the guys you really wanna copy?

[amadaman]

It wasn't intentional...

[khajidont]

That mean you're not gonna say it again? Or at least not 'til you -- [well, 'til his balls drop] -- get a little older?

[amadaman]

...

I don't think I would really need to use it?

[He hadn't even realized he was swearing until Peter started laughing and he's actually shocked himself!!!]

[khajidont]

But you didn't exactly need to use it just now, right? I mean... it's not like it worked.

action;

[nostalgiabomb]

[ he throws his arm around Ken's neck, then pulls him in.

NOOGIES: INITIATED. ]

Dude, that was awesome. I didn't even know you had it in you!

[amadaman]

Wah--

[IS HE GETTING STRANGLED?! oh no it's a hand trying to tear out his hair instead but at least this hand is not as large as Bull's.]

I never asked for people to assume that I was some goody two-shoes that was all on you why did you post that online.

[nostalgiabomb]

Because that was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[ he is also, apparently, inclined to hyperbole. ]

Seriously, kid. I had to share the wealth.

[amadaman]

If I'm not getting yelled at for you uploading the video, I'm a laughing stock.

I fail to see what's so amazing about this.

[nostalgiabomb]

Dude, you're not a laughingstock. You're the butt of the joke for now, sure, but it happens to everyone.

Like once, when I was ten, my hair got super long, right? But the ship didn't have any barbers or anyone who gave enough of a crap to give me a hand, so I tried cutting it myself. Ended up botching it up so badly that the other dudes teased me for days. Then I got fed up with the teasing and shaved it all off.

Then they teased me even worse. It happens.

[ He pauses, brow furrowing. ]

... Granted, most of those assholes didn't like me, so they were gonna make fun of me no matter what. But--

[ Peter lifts a shoulder in a shrug. ]

Point is, it's your buddies pokin' fun. It'll blow over.

[amadaman]

I don't want to hear it from you.

[Whose fault do you think this is!!!]

But... [He deflates immediately and leans over to lie sideways on the couch.]

I guess I'll have to accept this as things people do. Friend things. If you say so, I guess.

[nostalgiabomb]

Dude, it'll blow over.

Besides. This was a momentous occasion. This way, everyone knows you're not some innocent baby.

Also? The person yelling at you -- you mean the weird, 'roided up dude with the crazy eyebrows? 'Cause he seems nuts anyway. It's like letting a crazy homeless dude on a street corner scream at you about how your shoes are gonna lead to the end of the world. How can you take that seriously?