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[rideme]

See this fish?

[Bull what--]

[Okay, before that question can be answered, or even asked, the camera swings around to show off a hideous, flopping salmon. Then it swings around to look at Bull again. He's grinning.]

It's going to be a dragon.

[And the camera whips around again, showing off a fountain-slash-waterfall installation somewhere in Nonah. Bull is standing on one of the little raised platforms in the middle of the 'pond'. Holding the fish.]

And I'm gonna wrestle with it.

[Somewhere, off-screen, one can hear Kaneda's voice yelling:]

Oi! Jiji! That's not even a koi!

[Undaunted, the Iron Bull winds up... and flings the poor salmon at the waterfall. With literally no other explanation.]

((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will probably both answer.))

Comments

video;

[amadaman]

... ...


You weren't kidding.

video;

[rideme]

Not even a little.

[amadaman]

You know, I don't think Nonah needed another dragon.

[rideme]

...



Another?

[amadaman]

... Yeah.

There was a dragon that attacked it a few months ago. April, I think when everyone was getting sick.

[rideme]

What!

How did I fucking miss that!

[amadaman]

I remember you stayed inside to avoid the sickness. We did for the most part, I think, but I was coming back from another city.

[rideme]

Shit.

I can't fucking believe...

[SORRY KEN. TIME FOR MORE FISH THROWING.]

[amadaman]

You know, that's probably really cruel to the fish.

[rideme]

It's a fish.

It's not like it feels shit.

[amadaman]

Speciesist.




[he's 80% kidding 90% misunderstanding what it means but 70% Bull you're a speciesist.]

[rideme]

... Pretty sure that doesn't mean what you think it means, kiddo.

[amadaman]

... ...

But you know what I meant.

[rideme]

Nope. I'm too dense.

[Bull u liar.]

[amadaman]

No way. You definitely know!

... Anyway. Please at least clean up after yourself.

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[rassera]

Ken.



[Ken he was dragged out of bed at 6am and pulled to the ocean and watched Bull fish for a fucking salmon that isn't even a koi and then had to march back to Nonah and find this piddly ass fountain just so Bull could throw it into a fountain on the off chance that a fucking Japanese myth would come true with the wrong fish and the wrong kind of waterfall.]






I wasn't kidding.

[amadaman]

[Ken was honestly up already and getting ready to walk Koromaru and Capsule at the time though he had no idea why they were up.]

You know you brought this upon yourself...

[rassera]

How was I supposed to know the guy gets off on fighting dragons?


[A. gross he's contributing to to it.

B. WHO DOES THAT.]

[amadaman]

It's Mr Bull, you have to be careful what you say... though I'm glad my Persona isn't a dragon, to be honest.

[rassera]

There's got to be something wrong with that guy...

[amadaman]

I can't believe you said that about him before you said it about my life.

[rassera]

What, don't tell me you're jealous the cow's got you beat!

[amadaman]

...! I'm not! Shut up!

[rassera]

You'll always be messed up like the rest of us, Ken! You've got nothing to worry about there.

[amadaman]

That's not comforting.