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[rideme]

See this fish?

[Bull what--]

[Okay, before that question can be answered, or even asked, the camera swings around to show off a hideous, flopping salmon. Then it swings around to look at Bull again. He's grinning.]

It's going to be a dragon.

[And the camera whips around again, showing off a fountain-slash-waterfall installation somewhere in Nonah. Bull is standing on one of the little raised platforms in the middle of the 'pond'. Holding the fish.]

And I'm gonna wrestle with it.

[Somewhere, off-screen, one can hear Kaneda's voice yelling:]

Oi! Jiji! That's not even a koi!

[Undaunted, the Iron Bull winds up... and flings the poor salmon at the waterfall. With literally no other explanation.]

((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will probably both answer.))

Comments

[amadaman]

I remember you stayed inside to avoid the sickness. We did for the most part, I think, but I was coming back from another city.

[rideme]

Shit.

I can't fucking believe...

[SORRY KEN. TIME FOR MORE FISH THROWING.]

[amadaman]

You know, that's probably really cruel to the fish.

[rideme]

It's a fish.

It's not like it feels shit.

[amadaman]

Speciesist.




[he's 80% kidding 90% misunderstanding what it means but 70% Bull you're a speciesist.]

[rideme]

... Pretty sure that doesn't mean what you think it means, kiddo.

[amadaman]

... ...

But you know what I meant.

[rideme]

Nope. I'm too dense.

[Bull u liar.]

[amadaman]

No way. You definitely know!

... Anyway. Please at least clean up after yourself.