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[rideme]

See this fish?

[Bull what--]

[Okay, before that question can be answered, or even asked, the camera swings around to show off a hideous, flopping salmon. Then it swings around to look at Bull again. He's grinning.]

It's going to be a dragon.

[And the camera whips around again, showing off a fountain-slash-waterfall installation somewhere in Nonah. Bull is standing on one of the little raised platforms in the middle of the 'pond'. Holding the fish.]

And I'm gonna wrestle with it.

[Somewhere, off-screen, one can hear Kaneda's voice yelling:]

Oi! Jiji! That's not even a koi!

[Undaunted, the Iron Bull winds up... and flings the poor salmon at the waterfall. With literally no other explanation.]

((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will probably both answer.))

Comments

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[ursawhiner]

Isn't this animal abuse?

[Like the Pines kids have room to talk.]

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[rideme]

It's a fish.

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[glitterateur]

Does it turn back into a salmon when it loses the wrestling match?

[rideme]

Not a clue. We'll find out.

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[wayhot]

Why would you want to wrestle a fish? Unless it's really going to turn into a dragon.

... Which would be pretty math, actually.

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[rideme]

It's supposed to.

It's some kind of magical crap.

voice;

[nostalgiabomb]

[ As far as "unimpressed voices" go, Peter's voice ranks pretty far up there, at the moment. ]

... So that happened.

voice;

[rassera]

This is not my fault.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Okay, but when that doesn't work, you should give that fish to me. Just sayin'.

...It's for an exbeariment.

[Video]

[rideme]

Hey.

I make the shitty puns around here.

voice;

[oldstandard]

[There's just loud laughter from Stan's end. Please do that again Bull.]

Yeah, you show that fish who's boss, for not turning into a dragon.

[rideme]

Damn right I will!

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[oceanthief]

[there are a lot of terms being thrown around here that Lapis has absolutely no point of reference for. the complete and utter mystification is clear on her face, as is the hesitance in her words when she finally finds an observation to make that she's at least moderately confident in.

what the fuck even is this planet, man.]

I...think you might have a defective one.

[it was kind of angry-looking for an earth fish, wasn't it? everything here was supposed to be baby-tier and super easy to deal with. maybe someone had left it too long in the bedrock, or dug the hole the wrong size for what they were trying to cultivate or...however anything in this stupid place actually reproduced, fuck if she knows.]

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[rideme]

Or maybe I'm just not throwing it hard enough.

[THIS IS LOGIC WITH IRON BULL.]

[Video]

[crapbearer]

Well, I for one see no lapse in logic here. Follow your dreams.

[Video]

[rideme]

Hey, it's called 'magic bullshit.'

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[melavasomniar]

You know, I don't remember dragons looking quite like that.

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[rideme]

No! Boss. Listen.

If a fish goes up a waterfall hard enough, it turns into a dragon.

[orions_shadow]

Wait. Huh?

You're supposed to eat those. Pretty sure wrestling with it falls under animal cruelty, mate.

[rideme]

It's a fish.

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[amadaman]

... ...


You weren't kidding.

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[rideme]

Not even a little.

voice;

[infomodder]

Who caught the fish in the first place?

[did you expect the resident bait shop owner to not speak up about the glorious fish because that just won't fly

badum tish]

voice;

[rideme]

I found it. Just sort of flopping around in a stream.

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[wasnever]

Right, so where's the dragon?

Tried to get you one a little while ago, by the way.

video

[rideme]

I don't think I threw it hard enough.

... wait, what?

[whitequeens]

...I don't see how that's supposed to work.

[rideme]

Maaaaaaaaaaaagic.

video | id reads "karen starr"

[boobwindow]

... okay then.

[ What is it with men and wrestling? ]

[rideme]

Pretty great, huh?

[resipiscent]

That's... not how that story goes.

[rassera]

[This is his life Riku, this is his life.]

Yeah, try telling HIM that.

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[selfpraise]

[How to make Dorian show up again. Be completely embarrassing.]

If anyone asks, I don't know you.

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[rideme]

Yes you do.

You ever heard this one? It's magical crap, seriously.

voice

[matadorable]

[w o w.]

...Okay then. You have fun with that.

voice

[rideme]

Damn right I am!

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[fuorilegge]

[This is like some Isaac and Miria bullshit.]

How's that thing gonna turn into a dragon?

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[rideme]

Maaaaaaaagic.

[With jazz hands, even.]

[ text ]

[enucleation]

How do you plan on turning it into a dragon?

[ text ]

[rideme]

magic

obviously

[illuminescent]

I do not think that it works that way.

[rideme]

That's how the legend goes, apparently.

voice;

[whathawksdo]

Oh, Bull, that isn't where you get a dragon around here. You have to check the swamps for those.

[ Do not listen to Hawke. DO NOT. ]

voice;

[rideme]

What swamps?

( video. )

[cupio]

[ ... ]

I didn't think dragons were so small.

Or liked to get so wet.

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[rideme]

That's because this is a fish.

It's going to be a dragon, if I do this shit right.

[video]

[timecapture]

[Max has absolutely no idea as to what is going on right now, much less what this guy even is.]

Wait, what?!

[video]

[rideme]

That fish?

It's going to be a dragon.

[Bull that's not as helpful as you think it is.]

text; comm tag is "Tadashi"

[tadeadshi]

And you're who the twins live with.

[Naturally this is the first time Tadashi actually talks to Iron Bull.]

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[rideme]

what

no?

they hang out with us a lot but they dont live with us