rideme: (Happy Moo Year boss)
the IRON BULL ([personal profile] rideme) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-11-07 08:28 pm

video;

See this fish?

[Bull what--]

[Okay, before that question can be answered, or even asked, the camera swings around to show off a hideous, flopping salmon. Then it swings around to look at Bull again. He's grinning.]


It's going to be a dragon.

[And the camera whips around again, showing off a fountain-slash-waterfall installation somewhere in Nonah. Bull is standing on one of the little raised platforms in the middle of the 'pond'. Holding the fish.]

And I'm gonna wrestle with it.

[Somewhere, off-screen, one can hear Kaneda's voice yelling:]

Oi! Jiji! That's not even a koi!

[Undaunted, the Iron Bull winds up... and flings the poor salmon at the waterfall. With literally no other explanation.]

((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will probably both answer.))
boobwindow: (uhhh no)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-11-12 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
So where did he get the idea about the fish?
rassera: (Did you hear that?)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-11-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
...

[This kid.]

Look, all I did was tell him a myth about a koi making it up a waterfall, and its suddenly a dragon.
boobwindow: (ugh asexual wank)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-11-13 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
How does someone jump to that conclusion?