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[rideme]

See this fish?

[Bull what--]

[Okay, before that question can be answered, or even asked, the camera swings around to show off a hideous, flopping salmon. Then it swings around to look at Bull again. He's grinning.]

It's going to be a dragon.

[And the camera whips around again, showing off a fountain-slash-waterfall installation somewhere in Nonah. Bull is standing on one of the little raised platforms in the middle of the 'pond'. Holding the fish.]

And I'm gonna wrestle with it.

[Somewhere, off-screen, one can hear Kaneda's voice yelling:]

Oi! Jiji! That's not even a koi!

[Undaunted, the Iron Bull winds up... and flings the poor salmon at the waterfall. With literally no other explanation.]

((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will probably both answer.))

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[boobwindow]

... okay then.

[ What is it with men and wrestling? ]

[rideme]

Pretty great, huh?

[boobwindow]

No, but were you honestly going to summon a mythical beast in the middle of civilization?

[rideme]

Hell yeah.

Then I'd fight it. It'd be awesome.

[boobwindow]

People could get hurt.

[rideme]

Not if I'm here to wrestle it.

[boobwindow]

And if it flew away? Breathed fire? If it's the fire-breathing type.

[ How does that work anyway? From fish to dragon? This is all ridiculous. ]

[rideme]

I don't know. It's starting out as a fish.

How dangerous can it be?

[boobwindow]

If it became a dragon? I would say very dangerous.

[rideme]

If it's very dangerous, I'll handle it.

[boobwindow]

Why is this so important to do?

[rideme]

I want to fight a dragon. That's why.

[boobwindow]

And you can't just go to a gym and get all that testosterone out?

[rideme]

Well, yeah, sure. I do that every day.

But a dragon.

[boobwindow]

What is so important about it being a dragon?!

[rassera]

You don't want to know.

[boobwindow]

Not anymore.

Though I feel bad for the fish. That thing still alive?

[rassera]

...

[A look off screen.]

Looks like it, surprisingly. Maybe it'll turn into a dragon because of its determination to live.

[boobwindow]

I'd hope not. A pissed off dragon is not something this world needs right now.

[rassera]

Got that right! I've got enough problems without some overgrown lizard trying to eat this asshole for breakfast.


[Oh, and the rest of the east coast.]

[boobwindow]

So where did he get the idea about the fish?

[rassera]

...

[This kid.]

Look, all I did was tell him a myth about a koi making it up a waterfall, and its suddenly a dragon.

[boobwindow]

How does someone jump to that conclusion?