〈 MM 〉npcs ([personal profile] mmnpcs) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-02-15 01:33 pm
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VIDEO | THE FIVE O' CLOCK NEWS

[A fan of the 5 o'clock news? Tuning into your favourite drama or sitcom? That's too bad, because the Soviets have something in mind. Abruptly, every single channel will go blank, only to be replaced with a single news channel. Some may recognize Tara Lynn Shaw, the All-American sweetheart from Channel 6 News with tastefully dyed red hair, dimples, and a big old smile. Her usual job is to reassure the American people that everything will be all right, from stories about rescued puppies to stories about heroic nurses going above and beyond the call of duty.

Her trademark dimples aren't on display today; her mood is distinctly somber, and the American flags in the background of her news station have been taken down, the backdrop replaced with a solid red. She stares into the camera, then looks down at the place cards in front of her.]


Good evening, citizens of America. This is the Soviet Union speaking. You have been left to run rampant for far too long, and we have seen great irresponsibility and suffering as a direct result of your actions. It is for these reasons that we have chosen to intervene.

We have established control over Nonah, Heropa, De Chima, and Maurtia Falls. You may not enter, nor may you leave, but you needn't worry. This is but the first step towards a more peaceful world. Provided you maintain the peace, no harm will come to you; you are instructed to simply continue going about your daily lives. You may find this change startling, but we assure you, you will feel used to it soon enough. If you do not maintain the peace, however, measures will be taken, measures that your previous government wholly failed to take.

ImPorts, you are to attend a 5-day Seminar at Cape Canaveral's Royal Mansions Resort beginning tomorrow at 10 AM sharp. This is not negotiable. You will not be harmed, but appropriate measures will be taken should you choose to be tardy or absent. The Porters will be available to you all, Registered or not; there are absolutely no excuses for your absence.

You will be weapons of the United States of America no longer.

[With that, the broadcast comes to a halt. No American news stations will be playing, but all non-topical entertainment will continue playing as normal.]

[OOC: While this post takes place on national television, please feel free to use this post to have your characters discuss this exciting new development!]
mousquetaire: (e y e s)

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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-15 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, but is anyone remotely surprised by this?

[ Because he isn't. The Soviets had declared war; they weren't just going to sit back and leave it at that. ]

If we'd struck back directly after Antarctica, we may have prevented this. We cannot afford to let them have everything their own way! We must fight back!
angelfire: (Frosty the Snowman)

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[personal profile] angelfire 2016-02-15 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, d'Artagnan--you're speaking my language.
mousquetaire: (i n s i s t)

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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-15 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, for the love of God, don't tell him that.

Common ground? Now, of all times?
]

For once we agree.

The time for diplomacy with the Russians ended when they declared war and kidnapped our people. We need to take the fight to them.
angelfire: (Fratricide)

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[personal profile] angelfire 2016-02-15 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I was taking the fight to them. A lot more fight than you, anyway.

[ A general sort of 'you'. ]

But even now, people will tell you that you ought to be the bigger man. You have to be better than them.
mousquetaire: (e y e b r o w - j u d g i n g)

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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-15 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll remind you I went after them. And I don't recall anyone complaining that you fought the Russians. The Major was holding you because you took an import hostage.

[ You know, JUST TO CLEAR THAT UP. Just because he's agreeing with you doesn't mean he has to do so gracefully. ]

But the time is gone for all of that. I don't care what makes anyone feel better. We weren't prepared for this, and we should have been.
angelfire: (Let me count the ways)

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[personal profile] angelfire 2016-02-15 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He knew this was going to happen, he's just saying. ]

When has there ever been precedent for something like this? An occupation on enemy soil? Even I'm not that brave.

But just for the record, I had to hurt my fellow imports because they were protecting Russians. Just saying. It would have been much better just to turn me loose, let me clear up.
mousquetaire: (m i l a d y)

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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-15 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And what, let you wipe out an entire nation? I want to repel their army before they mount a full-scale invasion, I don't want to destroy them.

But I do think it's time we fought. What do you plan to do?

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[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-02-16 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I told you so" is excessively impolite, d'Artagnan.

[ Hawke isn't surprised, but, Maker, she had wanted status quo to win out just this once. ]
mousquetaire: (w a r y)

[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-16 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever known me to be anything but?

[ He's completely unashamed. It's time to stop pretending there was any other way this could go. ]

Can I count on you, Hawke?
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[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-02-16 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, let me think. We're probably outnumbered, I'm sure they have access to all sorts of nasty tricks up their sneaky red sleeves, and they're absolutely terrible at lying.

[ That all said... ]

So I rather like our odds. You even had to ask?
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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-17 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is it any wonder he likes her so much? ]

Well, you’re always so keen to tell me you’re not a soldier. I just had to be sure.
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[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-02-17 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's because I'm not a soldier, d'Artagnan. I'm a rebel.
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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-17 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it seems that, for once, a rebel is exactly the kind of soldier I need.

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[personal profile] illuminescent 2016-02-16 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
We may.

Or they may have done this regardless. But I do agree. We will not stand idly by.
mousquetaire: (f l a t)

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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-17 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
We cannot stand idly by. Not any longer.

What will you do, my Lady?
illuminescent: (Lucy - sometimes magnificent)

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[personal profile] illuminescent 2016-02-17 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I will fight. Of course.
mousquetaire: (f l a t)

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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-19 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ He’s been hoping to hear that from almost everyone. Not, as it happens, from her. ]

And how am I to protect you if you are in the field?

[ She should stay safe and let him deal with it. Why does no one he suggests it to ever want to take that option? ]
illuminescent: (Lucy - girlish seriousness)

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[personal profile] illuminescent 2016-02-20 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
You will have to either find a way, or trust me.
mousquetaire: (f i n i s h e d)

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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-21 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's so.

[ He won't brush her off. Lucy doesn't deserve that. ]

We'll find out soon, I expect.
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2016-02-16 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
I have been looking forward to your opinion, D'Artagnan.

If there's one thing that makes clear the urgent nature of this situation, it's the fact I agree with you.

Now, the Russians claimed that part of why they declared war was your inability to contain attacks like mine, but how about we show them that I can be a lethal weapon and not just a liability?
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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-17 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ The one thing more depressing than agreeing with Lucifer: agreeing with Crane. Much more of this and he'll have to rethink his recklessness. ]

You're not a soldier, Crane. You hurt thousands of innocent people. Do you honestly think I'd trust you enough to take off your reins?

There's such a thing as honourable warefare. Nothing I've seen from you tells me you're capable of that.
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2016-02-17 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe these are exceptional circumstances. There is no need to pretend otherwise.

[He sniffs. More of this hypocrisy - as he sees it - and he'll need draw a bath.]

Sometimes we are unable to afford ourselves the luxery of turning away assistance freely given. I would have even asked for nothing in return.
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mousquetaire: (s t a r e s)

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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-19 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Then what are you asking?

[ He’s worked with enemies before. He’s worked with Milady de Winter. He didn’t like it, thought they were foolish for trusting her, and personally despised her every step of the way. He is possibly not the best negotiator for this sort of agreement. ]

To terrorise them as you did here? To make them your test subjects?
restingstitchface: (Unease)

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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2016-02-19 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Terrorize is such a strong word, D'Artagnan.]

Does it matter if I answer yes? The result will be the same. They will know what it's like to be completely afraid. They won't terrorize us again.
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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2016-02-21 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
And that's worked with the people you tried it on here, did it?

[ He's not hiding his skepticism. There's no doubt that this is not how he wants to fight. ]

Because if I recall, that little experiment ended with you and jail and under my care, not with a horde of frightened natives. Not permanently frightened, anyway.