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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

Comments

[tooscience]

Using my superior intellect I used time travel to avoid death!

[lyingheart]

Yet you doomed the rest of everyone you knew to die.

Sounds lonely.

[tooscience]

I'm going to fix time by destroying all the mammals! THEN WE WILL RULE THE WORLD AGAIN!

[lyingheart]

Won't you have to time travel back again to do that, then time travel forward to when you're from?

[tooscience]

Don't pretend like you understand time travel, mammal! That isn't at all how it works!

[lyingheart]

Please explain it to me, dinosaur.

[tooscience]

Your tiny primitive brain meats wouldn't understand!

[lyingheart]

That's an excuse for you to not even try to explain. Short sighted, for someone so advanced.

[tooscience]

I know you are, but I'm a genius!

[The world wanted a childish dinosaur and not a mature acting one, right?]

[lyingheart]

Genius, code for "self absorbed and possibly crazy." It's all right. That's not a dinosaur only problem. Many mammals share it.

[tooscience]

I'M BETTER THAN DUMB MAMMALS!

[lyingheart]

You're certainly louder than a mute mammal, that's true.

[ #wordplay ]

[tooscience]

LOUDER AND BETTER!

[lyingheart]

I'm not convinced. I feel like you're going to need to demonstrate your superiority for me to understand that it's in fact true.

[tooscience]

I'm not one of your butt sniffing pets! I don't do tricks because you ask!

[lyingheart]

You feel your science is just tricks? That's not very reassuring. I'd think you'd have more pride in your accomplishments than that.

[tooscience]

MAMMALIAN LIES AND SLANDER!

[lyingheart]

You're excitable, aren't you.

[tooscience]

NO! YOU ARE!

[lyingheart]

How?

[tooscience]

BECAUSE I JUST SAID SO!

[lyingheart]

So you're good at science... and bad at arguments.

[tooscience]

I HAVE MASTERED YOUR FOOLISH ARGUMENTS! BEHOLD HOW YOU ARE UNABLE TO COME UP WITH A PROPER RESPONSE!

[lyingheart]

... Further proving my point.

[tooscience]

THAT YOU MAMMALS ARE INFERIOR TO SAURIAN KIND!